You may think you've found an exceptional woman, who "isn't like all the rest"

You will find out sooner or later that she's got her inner Princess waiting to demand time, attention, 300 texts per day, checking on where you go.

You just haven't found out yet that you have to be the epicenter of her inner child drama queen life.

You have yet to discover that instead of her girl friends, she's now she's transferring that role of psychologist/therapist and counselor on you , and it's drama queen time every night, and you will hear the famous "can we talk".

YOu will realize at a certain point how much money it's costing you to be her BF, BFF, enabler, and provider of emotional security, compare to what you spent before the relationship. Don't add it up, you will be depressed!

You will find out soon enough that when and if you make the mistake of living together, it WILL BE THE SIGNAL that she's got you hooked. Next up, she's moving all the furniture around, and you will have to deal with your schedule, gaming, gym time, relaxing time being all about her agenda

You have probably not realized or extrapolated exactly the extent of the incredible list of obligations YOU MUST DEAL WITH!

Have you yet heard the crying because "we have to visit my parents", found the honey-do list for you taped to the fridge, and the "can you look at my car" text

Next up is the whiny "when are we getting married

If she's hidden it from you, and she's truly entitled, you will hear that entire soliloquy on why she has to wear the big dress, have 300 guests, and fulfill her Princess Diana dreams and have a big ring and 10 bridesmaids.

You may be very lucky to find the .0000001 % of women on this planet who really aren't like that, but I've never met one yet.

Statistical analysis says there are a few that don't have designs on using men like a biological ATM.

There must be a few who aren't looking for coat tails for an easier life, and who haven't bought into the Marry-kids-picket fence- I don't have to work any more.

I've never met one yet who doesn't have some of that yearning for the bio-cultural solipsistic idiocy that's been jammed down their throats since they were one day old