Some light humour for the sub

Kappalol1 · 2017-07-24T14:42:41+00:00

I find women in their 20s to be very nasty. im not chad but im also just a basic looking dude. I am nice and respectful to everyone and I have a lot of nice interactions with people out n about but young women....nasty nasty nasty. Not even trying lay down game or anything.

oh well. Thats why I went mgtow. Young women are not worth giving any respect to. they dont even respect themselves

Azerov · 2017-07-24T12:05:45+00:00

Never help a woman. Don't hold doors open for them. Don't help them pick up things they dropped. Don't help them carry anything heavy. Don't offer your seat for them. They don't appreciate anything you do for them anyway, so just don't even bother.

The_Man11 · 2017-07-24T13:20:29+00:00

Cop: "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Girl: "OMG, I have a boyfriend!"

boringcarpets · 2017-07-24T14:26:01+00:00

Happened to me at a concert, I was with my gf at the time, turned to the nearest person - some odious cunt - to ask who was on the stage right now and she snapped: "I'm not interested!" So I was like "cool... neither am I - my girlfriend is literally standing right here next to me, i'm just asking who this is, do you know or not?". And no, she wasn't helpful or apologetic in any way whatsoever.

Edit: this was over 10 years ago, I don't know why I'm getting the butthurt and attacks - it was just relevant to the OP and one of the reasons people go MGTOW

801735 · 2017-07-24T11:31:28+00:00

Randowis is a complete pig and I oink his work! It's fantastic. The facial expressions.

0rsus · 2017-07-24T15:43:59+00:00

Doctor: ma'am, may I talk to you?

Female: GO AWAY! I have a boyfriend!

Doctor: looks down at clipboard; "HIV +"

Doctor: Ok, sorry to bother you.

BloodyNightWing · 2017-07-24T13:39:32+00:00

If shitlord had a face it'd be this. DAT smirk

mswilso · 2017-07-24T16:19:44+00:00

Reminds me of a story I heard years ago. (Cannot confirm who told me, and it is not original with me).

Husband and wife arguing about typical house stuff. She says, "I don't always want you to just FIX things, sometimes I just need you to listen!"

The next morning, as they are leaving for work (separately), she discovers that she has a flat tire. As he is pulling out of the driveway, he says, "Honey, I'm so sympathetic for you. Hope your day goes better!" And drives away.

2017-07-24T12:30:49+00:00

I kid you not, that happened to me once in college.

WhistlingAlong · 2017-07-24T13:32:36+00:00

Always try to have things in both your hands even if they are small like car key or a phone so you can say your hands are full if they ask for help. It's not lying because you literally have your hands full.

robowriter · 2017-07-24T18:57:13+00:00

Wonderful creature, can't wait to bask in her fetid odor.

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RunawayGrain · 2017-07-24T13:17:18+00:00

I thought it was Golgo 13 for a moment there. A well timed "..." would have been good too.

smgun · 2017-07-24T17:33:12+00:00

I do not know why we are poking fun of faithful women. why would any boy try to have a conversation with a girl other that to hook up. Girls are stupid and have shit personalities anyways.

brandofsacrifice · 2017-07-24T18:16:38+00:00

And this https://randowis.com/2016/07/02/1143/

KingBu · 2017-07-25T00:12:40+00:00

LOL... This shit literally happens so much. Can't even ask for directions without this being thrown in your face.

raygunnnnnn · 2017-07-24T13:11:22+00:00

I thought he was wearing sunglasses at first

Jerg_g · 2017-07-24T13:46:51+00:00

his eyebrow/hairline weird.

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-07-24T15:45:26+00:00

Why does he have cockroaches on his forehead?

Sumo94 · 2017-07-24T15:56:48+00:00

Who drew this mans eyebrows??

reaper555 · 2017-07-24T15:58:29+00:00

Great Spider woman is a bitch. Just my luck.

Afab67 · 2017-07-24T17:28:46+00:00

I'm sure that red hourglass shape on the top of that small black spider means nothing.

learn2fly77 · 2017-07-24T17:48:53+00:00

Guy: "Hey I just wanted to ask such and such"

Girl: "Sorry I have a boyfriend"

Guy: "Oh yeah me too, anyway back to that question"

are_videos · 2017-07-24T18:39:37+00:00

took me awhile to realize that was her head in the last two frames and not a bag over her body or something

toolazytoregisterlol · 2017-07-24T20:59:16+00:00

Why are his eyebrows past his hairline? Who the hell drew this.

geocitiesuser · 2017-07-25T01:32:17+00:00

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/897/722/a52.gif

quasimoto127 · 2017-07-24T14:36:23+00:00

omae wa mou shindeiru (you are already dead.)

chaircushion · 2017-07-24T16:41:56+00:00

It's "Car Crash".

Title	Some light humour for the sub
Author	OrionCentauri
Upvotes	457
Comments	72
Date	July 24, 2017 11:27 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/6p7rni/some_light_humour_for_the_sub/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/some-light-humour-for-the-sub.570313 https://theredarchive.com/post/570313

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