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[–][deleted] 130 points131 points132 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I'm sure she'll find a rich guy who loves to spend the money he worked hard for, acts like a slave, and doesn't partake of any vices while she sits around and takes more dog filter selfies.
Reality is going to slap that bitch in the mouth so hard.
[–]fingers_of_passion43 points44 points45 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Annnnd on top of that she will fuck Chad on the side.
[–]UDT2214 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And BBCs, 2 at a time
[–]2lost2bsaved5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mixed baby inc
[–]Onkel_Adolf23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But she will, that's the sad part. Maybe not rich, but close enough if she is even vaguely attractive.
[–]CIAC509 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes . There's guys out there who actually brag about how much their wives cost them.
[–]mgtowguynow104 points105 points106 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Women are so fucking delusional that they think describing themselves as 'high maintenance' is going to lead to men lining up for them.
Egotistical broads the lot of 'em.
[–]Nachowolfs45 points46 points47 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I heard one young woman at Starbucks, she was working as a barista, say ," it may not look like it but I'm high maintenance ".
[–]mgtowguynow89 points90 points91 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
"That's nice, grande cappuccino please."
[–]frikabg11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
damn! Those Starbucks have raised their employees wages by a shit ton by the looks of it!
[–]mgtowguynow17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Twas but a joke.
I never go there. Their """coffee""" is overpriced trash.
[–]Onkel_Adolf7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thank you...their brownies are nice tho.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They only hire brownies.
[–]the_real_chronos_9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's something I would expect to hear from some satirical japanese rpg character. I would've blown a casket laughing at her.
[–]Scipio_Amer1canus6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would've busted out laughing and said, "Well, if you don't look like it, does it matter if you are?"
[–]Onkel_Adolf2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'You could start by maintaining those shoulder zits'
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What's even funnier about this whole pic is she's got one of those fucking retarded puppy filters on her picture.
I mean, why didn't she just say she want's to go to Chuck E. Cheese instead. She acts like a child, that's what she is.
And then listing that whole bizarre entitlement list while having that photo is beyond fucking idiotic. I'm actually laughing at how stupid she looks.
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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To lazy to even do makeup.
Just sit in front of a cellphone and wait for 'Mr. Right' to land in her lap with her silly ass expectations.
Women are children.
[–]dualizer11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't think this is their belief. Rather they are simply not interested in other men (and there are still enough men left who seriously accept it).
[–]jkarovskaya7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What some men will do for access to the vag is nothing short of self-immolation on the altar of their own future
[–]Itisforsexy40 points41 points42 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The problem with this is she's attractive, so she will find a beta cuck who will submit to her and pay for all her manicures / pet toys / vacations / vibrators / alpha fucks.
Women have horrific instincts, but men who enable those instincts are just as bad imo.
[–]GnosticHamster[S] 37 points38 points39 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
She can only be called "attractive" in this fucked up society: she is covered in makeup, using a horrible dog filter in her pic and has a very masculine jaw...
20 years ago, pre dating apps era, she would have been just a plain average Jane, but now she is a "Tinder goddess".
[–]Itisforsexy17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True enough. Hell, even 1/10 land whales get a lot of attention on tinder. It's laughable.
[–]The__Tren__Train7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
im starting to wonder if women actually believe that they look like the filtered photos.. im seeing them popping up everywhere on my women friend's facebooks...
sweetheart... your eyes are not that fucking big.. that shit is like 2x normal lmao
[–]dualizer10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The problem with this is she's attractive
But for how long... :-)
[–]Itisforsexy10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Long enough to rope a poor desperate cuck into her trap.
[–]dualizer29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I can handle a high maintenance and very expensive woman: I simply give her no money. So she rather cannot handle me (i.e. convince me to finance her desired lifestyle).
Not that I desire such a woman... ;-)
[–]NoThirst21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A woman saying that she is "high maintenance" is no different that a guy saying "I'm an asshole"...women however see it as a source of pride.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
By female definition, most MGTOW are assholes looking out for their own self interest first. The difference between high maintenance women and asshole men is that men don't need to leech off of a host to maintain their position.
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[–]MGTOW_Starter5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That actually happened to my neighbour's son. Went off somewhere in Asia, brought back a "NAWALT". 1 month later she cleaned out his bank account and disappeared.
[–]loctos14 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Used to work home healthcare, one guy had an Asian wife that ignored him and yelled at him because she did all the work even though the guy was disabled.
[–]mentalidade_logica12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
LOL!
So what does she have to offer him?
[–]Reprogramming_Life21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Infrequent sex in exchange for resources.
[–]mentalidade_logica4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus the option of a false rape accusation plus a false DV accusation, how consider of her to let a man gain some experience! (I'm actually quoting a demented feminist on this, On Record too).
[–]HumanBeingOfEarth6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]HumanBeingOfEarth11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AKA an obedient ATM
[–]St-Gottard8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I fucking hate dogs.
[–]youngshinobi71 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao!
[–]Zombocom19116 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"a high maintenance and very expensive woman"
me: dies laughing.
[–]Onkel_Adolf9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No worries, she will find several extremely desperate simps to buy her shit. What a sad fukkin world. I don't wanna lift anymore.
[–]Reprogramming_Life9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
High maintenance just means the woman is broken/broke, that's all.
[–]apathworthwandering7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Snapchat/social media filters are fucking stupid
[–]StyleandSpeed5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's all a front to trap a beta cuck. Chad ain't paying a penny for it.
notice how she doesn't say "attractive"? that's because an attractive man is the default - it is the base assumption.
whereas a man will say that he wants an attractive woman. women will try to claim moral high ground by pretending to care about everything OTHER than looks..not being "shallow" (all people are shallow).. when in reality, 'attractive' is the default setting.
[–]Geleemann5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These thots don't even need a dog filter, they already look like mutts
[–]Cunt_Robber4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Well, I got an average-sized penis and I sing along to Adele. Whats your number?"
[–]Serenityjunkie4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hygiene... hmmm sometimes they try to cheat on hygiene,they give the slice a quick rub with a wipe but neglect a fortnight's worth of dried clam chowder marinated gently into the fibers
[–]cyborg_type_darkness3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The joke is that she doesn't fit her criteria herself.
p.s Briffault's law
[–]robowriter3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my god wouldn't it be great just to stay at her beck-and-call 24-7 waiting on her smelly majesty. Yes Pumpkin, here' s my paycheck do you want another? Your so funny, what'ya say again sweetie? Hahahaha yes I hope Oprah will make a comeback but not the fat one the thin one, if that's possible har har har. Okkkay we can watch Dancing With the Stars again. Yes I know I don't have to approve but it's ok Tyrone can come over tonight, I'll go wash the car.
[–]syd-heich3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You won't find loyalty from that fake bitch of a dog. Get a real dog
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol. True
[–]phathack2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But can she hold up her end? Probably not.
[–]stringedbeams2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
girls who make lists
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm picky AF; I don't wanna spend any time with wimmin.
My lead off in this exchange would have been "You look like a dog".
Just another c*nt with a dumb filter.
[–]LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She uses the dog filter so why she wasn't blocked the very instant it was noticed
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[–]Pope_Lucious1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
REKT
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[–]301niko0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Really? What age? I despise times where my job forced me to take showers 3 times a day.
[–]301niko2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thank you, fucking awful.
The dirty mongerals!
[–]otra_gringa0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Awful? One of the five women featured showers daily, one does three times a day, one reduced the frequency on Drs' orders due to a skin condition, and the other two have multiple children including infants.
The hygiene of women who've had squalling shit-machines latched onto their breasts for the last 6-12 months really doesn't represent the norm.
[–]toolazytoregisterlol1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol. Cunt.
[–]Darukoaus1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nice little dig at the end. I bet she gave up the ass to him, for that posturing.
[–]embaira1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
high maintenance means lots of issues
Is that... Is that a fucking dog filter? Seems suitable I guess but holy fuck I hate that shit simply because it hides all the blemishes and makes the face look much more attractive (hides the nose and removes spots) and she's acting like a fucking princess but the truth is most girls are like that. Fuck.
[–]INOFFENSIVE_MUNCH1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, whatever, high maintenance this (grabs his junk).
[–]undefined_value1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What I can offer: - Vagina rated 8/10
Then Tyrone shows up with none of those traits and fucks her against the wall.
[–]conceitedshallowfuck0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't think your response could have been any better. Seriously, top fucking notch.
[–]CIAC500 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My son has been dating a princess for a few months. Txt me re buying a new car so I guessed the relationship was off. Managed to get him back on track by reminding him that more debt on top of the student loan isn't compensation and that he might now actually save one money. Relief.
[–]DigitalScetis0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...And she still can't make a sandwich.
[–]Volcanic-Penguin0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol perfect response
[–]fggh0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHA fucking savage
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Shit test alert!!
[–]dualizer0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A showerthought: When women do a shit test on men: Aren't they really testing whether they are actually shitty girls (spoiler: they nearly always are) and justify the result that the man actually detected how shitty she is with the excuse that the man failed the shit test (while she actually failed it by doing it on him)?
Relating to the post: All this means is a girl saying she wants this & that & this. When in reality a chad with his dick swinging dont need all of that shit and would fuck same night.
Shes basically testing what she can get away with in that wishlist.
Yeah, real classy too. Dog face and all
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