"My doctor says I'm infertile." "I have the IUD implant, don't worry." "I'm on the pill."

OMEGA195 · 2018-03-23T18:31:13+00:00

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BrownMayonnaise · 2018-03-23T19:37:59+00:00

Vasectomy at 28 is the best decision I ever made. Now all I have to worry about is STDs.

motorscuz · 2018-03-23T20:25:07+00:00

And supply your own rubber

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-03-23T19:46:39+00:00

Had a fling I was hooking up with for a while, absolutely stunning tiny blonde who was 27. She told me all of these things and I was stupid enough to not use a condom.

THANK GOD I got lucky ....

Few months after I saw she had gotten pregnant by a new bf of only like 3 months.

Dodged a MASSIVE bullet there, lesson learned

casra888 · 2018-03-23T19:26:00+00:00

Assume anything a woman is saying is the opposite of the truth.

cycloneous · 2018-03-23T19:34:24+00:00

When you hear those magical phrases, you should do what these men did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLxKR1-cgOQ and that is RUN away in the opposite direction in which she came!

MattFoley79 · 2018-03-24T01:50:00+00:00

I fell for it. My daughter turns 13 in a few months.

CapnPoot · 2018-03-23T21:36:27+00:00

Had a girl tell me she was on 3 birth controls so that I didnt use a condom. When I figured out how insane she actually was, I realized how lucky and stupid i was

fezha · 2018-03-23T21:51:02+00:00

"No problem. I had a vasectomy."

I always heat them to it and if they don't like it, I usually walk out.

AwfulAim · 2018-03-23T22:29:51+00:00

I remember nailing a girl raw dog while in the Navy and she said the "i got a hysterectomy " line but had no scar. My recruiter said "never trust a chick, they want your BAH" and he was the smartest guy i ever knew. I ruined a bedsheet that night and she actually got angry as if she was entitled to me not pulling out.

Never trust a chick when money is involved. Go your own way guys.

OokieOOK · 2018-03-23T22:36:29+00:00

Over the years I've run into two women who claimed to have endometriosis, told me it was ok to bang them raw (I didn't) and then later ended up preggo, one by some random dude she met in Vegas and another by her alcoholic boyfriend. Both had the kids, too. I ran into another a few years back who, while naked in my hotel room, told me she had her tubes tied. I just opted for a BJ.

2018-03-23T23:09:02+00:00

When i went for trt my doctor told me , "using testosterone will kill your sperm count and make it very hard to have a child"

Umm, that's awesome doc! Between that and the condom my odds are even better

2018-03-24T03:49:20+00:00

I'm trying to figure out how I can tell this to my son without having him figure out that he is a product of deception.

kiwi_like_me · 2018-03-23T22:35:40+00:00

Aaaaaaa...the old "I'm infertile".

Judah_Earl · 2018-03-23T23:16:37+00:00

I tell them I've had a Vasectomy.

stringedbeams · 2018-03-24T01:09:29+00:00

monks ain't be playing this game either

MarquisOfHell · 2018-03-23T22:11:07+00:00

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Joel928 · 2018-03-24T05:42:25+00:00

The don't-worry "I know my body" speech resulted in my one and only abortion. I have since heard variations on this theme many times.

Could have been worse I guess - she could have ruined my life too.

arkyleslyfox · 2018-03-24T12:34:42+00:00

I got suckered in with the first one

Title	"My doctor says I'm infertile." "I have the IUD implant, don't worry." "I'm on the pill."
Author	Neem3r29
Upvotes	156
Comments	70
Date	March 23, 2018 5:59 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/86mony/my_doctor_says_im_infertile_i_have_the_iud/
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