I work a relatively fancy resort in the pacific north west as a security officer and I've come across my fair share of drunk idiots and unpleasant guests, but nothing compares to women (single or not) ages 25 and up.

Our grounds has 5 separate places to purchase alcohol and several other venues for people with minds geared toward sports or a more active lifestyle, guess where all the women are? At the bars wasting some poor dudes money on stupid juice. The most common call I get from dispatch is to deal with obnoxious women who can't keep their traps shut and stir up drama because their life is empty and they hate themselves.

Teenagers are a big issue too but that's not what I'm here to rant about. Not maybe, 30 minute ago I had to deal with a ravenous pack of 5 women roughly 35-40 who were intoxicated to near retarded levels. All 5 were guests but they were causing such a scene that I was forced to remove them from the property and trespass them.

Now I have a shit load of paperwork to do and more resentment towards them.

Edit: 2 hours later: I got a call about an intoxicated female wandering around our boardwalk area that our surveillance team had seen disappear and not come back into the view of the cameras for some time.

Guess who it was? One of the chicks i trespassed earlier, so I just spent about 45 minute looking for her dumbass in case she fell in the water and drown. I found her lying face down on a boat that she did not own. I woke her up and handed her off to the local PD...

Women cannot save themselves.