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[–]ADDDDT 39 points40 points41 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"motivate you"
Translation:
Nagging
[–]frikabg13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
motivating you into a suicide!
[–]Onkel_Adolf2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
or maybe a less drastic solution https://ixquick-proxy.com/do/spg/show_picture.pl?l=english&rais=1&oiu=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.gq.com%2Fphotos%2F56eae53b8de0bfd84dd063ba%2Fmaster%2Fw_800%2Fthis-hobo-life-gq-0416-02.jpg&sp=fc1150ebb89198f2e63b498108193cde
[–]80173523 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You just gotta work much much much much much more on your game, man. Lift, earn unlimited amounts, out-everything the chick and you're set, bam, she slows I mean loves you now! ]=)
[+][deleted] 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
As a MRP I think this is a wonderful description of how to have a "happy" marriage.
[–]8017350 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's fanny because it's true. ]=)
[–]mightymgtow7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Er,none.
[–]Darukoaus7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably none, to be fair - unless you're willing to date down.
[–]Shnook82 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, even then.
[–]T00000096 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well she can spread her legs, I wouldn't call that very giving considering the massive waste of time, money, or effort required which still hinges on the bitch not claiming it was rape decades later. As for oral, forget it, that is what the frat pack got before she met you and became a born again whore. Now she will care about you, but not in any way that you actually need, and her feelings about you will range from paper or plastic to houseplant depending on how much money she can get from the frivorce.
You could say she is concerned, but that again hinges on your ability to do and be all things at all times for all people, so it's like how you care for a goldfish. Some food occasionally and tap on the glass to make sure you haven't died.
As long as you remain rich, famous, and in perfect health she will consider sticking around provided you're the last man on earth and even then it's still a very slim chance, but you never know she might just develop enough that killing you off isn't as appealing as it normally is to her.
And finally, the only thing she will do, and she is an absolute pro when it comes to motivation. She will drive you to suicide, bankruptcy, murder and any number of other crimes, she will ensure you are fully aware of how much wealth you need to transfer to her, and she will set so many goals for you that you wont even notice she is in the other room getting knocked up by some random third world savage or dope dealer.
[–]SnarkyFella2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Motivate you like a slave owner? Whipping you from behind to earn more $ or you will lose everything?
[–]PinHunter651 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly....None.
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[–]Zombocom19110 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Hitler, Issac Newton, Tesla and many other Alpha male major historical figures also suffered from these same types of blue pill beta constant worries in life!!! no implicit modern day feminization/male neediness in this question /s
[–]Morb3570 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Motivate me? lol
[–]General_Fear0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women only love themselves. The guys is just there to provide the wallet.
[–]Lowmetal0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex and cooking, if the girl is just good at one she is better than most women already.
[–]indus360 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
None of them do these things. To say they have little value is an understatement ..... and that's only if they drain your balls on a nearly daily basis.
[–]ManIsWalking0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any woman of mine would have to know how to use spell check.
[–]OneLostMotherfucker1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
"Any girl can give you sex and head..."
lol!
Yeah, buy how many of them will?
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As a MRP I think this is a wonderful description of how to have a "happy" marriage.
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