My ultimate goal in life used to be to spurt my jizz inside of Maylyn's cunt. It was my Holy Pussy Grail. It used to be like a religious mission. It did not happen, which made me sad. However, today I know that I'm lucky that did not happen. Chances are I would have knocked her up and would have had to change smelly diapers and listen to the kid holler. What's worse, I learned that Maylyn is a total bitchy cunt who has treated a lot of men like they're worthless and has exploited men on her ride on the cock carousel. Her cunt isn't this holy thing that would spiritually transform me if only I could get my cock inside of it and spurt my goo. I'm sure it's this nasty smelly thing that would give me the clap.
I used to think that if I could just bang Maylyn, the heavens would open up and Jesus would come down and butt fuck me in gratitude and then I would start a new religion named the Church of Maylyn's Holy Cunt. Okay, that may be an exaggeration, but you get the idea. Anyways, post about what was your Holy Pussy Grail.
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