Money's tight...

downtownwinnipeg1 · 2017-05-06T17:47:46+00:00

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tribalbandit · 2017-05-06T15:28:08+00:00

Priceless hahahahaha

ADrunkCanadian · 2017-05-06T15:33:16+00:00

Liquor can be cheaper and does the same job

toolazytoregisterlol · 2017-05-06T16:32:32+00:00

lol. Post this to r/jokes and see what happens.

apugsthrowaway · 2017-05-07T00:53:08+00:00

She said that includes my beer.

And even if you don't drink, gentlemen, make no mistake: women are intimidated by anything, anything, which takes your attention away from them.

They want to have a monopoly on the fun and good feelings in your life, so they will try to eradicate any other sources of personal pleasure. This is why they hate your friends, and they conveniently seem to hold special resentment against your very particular hobbies.

starfox863 · 2017-05-06T19:01:15+00:00

What is great about beer is that shitty beer costs 5 dollars for a six pack.

When your broke miller highlife and the front stoop is your friend.

Mikehideous · 2017-05-06T20:11:46+00:00

Yup. The ex told me we would have to sell my Harley to make it. When I talked to her a few weeks after the break up, she told me it was the longest wheelie I'd ever done.

toplesswatcher · 2017-05-06T16:58:34+00:00

put a few on ice.

PabloEscoba · 2017-05-06T20:24:05+00:00

Slut was really saying money is tight for YOU not her and the Makeup was to look good for Chad before branch swinging. What a cunt

mofono · 2017-05-06T22:31:24+00:00

If you're a MGTOW, your money is your money. No more consulting with the boss lady.

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-05-06T23:59:19+00:00

My wife took off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

_Hachiman_Hikigaya_ · 2017-05-06T16:35:20+00:00

What ever the situation alcohol saves us.

Trek13 · 2017-05-06T17:03:41+00:00

that was good. thx

Diam35 · 2017-05-06T18:25:06+00:00

lol cracked me up :D

Nobody-Zero · 2017-05-06T21:03:04+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk

Reptilesblade · 2017-05-06T22:54:01+00:00

XD That's hilarious!

mr_nepotism · 2017-05-07T05:27:16+00:00

You know what wallets and vaginas have in common?

The fact that it's gonna take some cash to get any real use out of them.

fuu999 · 2017-05-07T07:01:13+00:00

that's a good one :D

cleats4u · 2017-05-07T16:28:21+00:00

A woman asked me once why I only dated skinny girls. I said they make my dick look bigger while I'm fucking them!

ballsdeepaction69 · 2017-05-06T18:48:30+00:00

she's not buying makeup to look good for you.

rinriver0423 · 2017-05-08T15:11:46+00:00

Dump her, do it now.

Title	Money's tight...
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	388
Comments	38
Date	May 6, 2017 3:26 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/69lqpl/moneys_tight/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/moneys-tight.590484 https://theredarchive.com/post/590484

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