Thought you guys would get a kick out of this.

HIGHLORDOFSHITSTAINS · 2017-03-25T00:52:02+00:00

Thank god I'm a loser.

goadsaid · 2017-03-25T02:49:38+00:00

She still gets more matches than all of us combined.

UltraCarnivore · 2017-03-25T00:52:41+00:00

There you go. Your deam date boys.

andreas-mgtow · 2017-03-25T01:10:38+00:00

What's the deal with hoes' general obsession with Trader Joe's and Chipotle?

Migtaosammich · 2017-03-25T00:52:29+00:00

That's just fine cupcake. You can and will train that crotch fruit to hold doors and give flowers, and Cuck him up good. Just like the night that doomed crotch spawn was conceived. Dinner, flowers, doors: The Chad who held the stall door open for you for you to gobble his cock before he watered your flower in the Chipotle baffroom.

If it's a girl, you'll have a lot in common, so no worries, dear.

Bachmanity86 · 2017-03-25T01:55:05+00:00

Even a chipotle burrito wouldnt fill that loose hole

Be-Positive · 2017-03-25T04:56:59+00:00

"I'm looking for a stable man to suck his resources, oh I also have an extra little parasite that I'm gonna pop out of my cunt, and you will have to obbey me by law, or I'm gonna take your house"

2017-03-25T02:13:12+00:00

Sad part is you know there's some thirsty savage with a pregnancy kink grovelling and sending dick pics. Enabling. Validating.

Of what use are these men?

cashmoney_x · 2017-03-25T02:02:13+00:00

Both rolls. Lol.

Kornstar04 · 2017-03-25T03:55:09+00:00

Which one is she, they both look fat. . I mean pregnant.

Teflon0819 · 2017-03-25T07:50:56+00:00

On Tinder.

"Not here for random hook ups"

Right...

2017-03-25T02:03:18+00:00

Oh OK, so the slimy fermenting cocoon is not here for random hookups, at least that's clear.

kyledontcare · 2017-03-25T02:44:59+00:00

Somebody take out the trash.

a17c81a3 · 2017-03-25T03:42:38+00:00

.. not in my most purple pill days would I submit myself to taking care of another man's.. leavings.

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-03-25T05:09:30+00:00

'not here for random hookups'...until five minutes after you leave the diner with him.

Retromind · 2017-03-25T11:20:49+00:00

21

Fuck

MGTOW_Monger · 2017-03-25T01:20:31+00:00

Guessing she will become a longer term pump and dump for someone who can rest easy knowing he can't get her pregnant.

dumb_intj · 2017-03-25T05:06:54+00:00

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csbfxe · 2017-03-25T13:55:23+00:00

"Not here for random hookups" says the lady with some strangers baby in her belly. Yuck.

verynormalsimple · 2017-03-25T15:28:17+00:00

"Like no one ever does the door holding, flowers or dinner dates anymore"

Even if chivalry was still a thing you wouldn't experience it because you're an uneducated 21 single mother, gentlemen don't settle for your kind.

Rescuedbeta · 2017-03-25T22:25:38+00:00

Now that shes pregnant from letting random dudes dump their load in her shes not into hookups.

Walrus_D0ngs · 2017-03-25T04:05:13+00:00

Well she can't trick you into knocking her up...look on the bright side guys!

Be-Positive · 2017-03-25T08:47:47+00:00

This is my prediction for the poor victim. Unfortunately, she'll find one because she has breasts and a vagina☹️ She'll meet a guy who will think to himself " I can be a white knight hero for her and be a real man and once she's given birth and give it a few months, she'll be desperate to give me some sex or sexual acts" This will probably happen to make sure he sticks around and keeps paying maintenance for her and the baby and it'll cost him thousands. He'll effectively be working for 40 hours a week and she'll be working for an hour a week and reaping all if not most of his financial gain. The poor bastard will probably have a connection with the mother and child and then propose. Once married the sex will be limited and only used as a reward system for expensive dinner dates and credit card privileges. She'll eventually pick her moment for getting a divorce because she knows he'll have access to 50% of his assets and knowing the way the courts work recently, he'll probably have to pay more because she has a child, even if it isn't his! The mans life is ruined and he's broke- mentally and financially.

Edit: I just realised she'll be getting a double bubble of financial benefit from the real father and the man she gets with and probably marries. I never thought of it like that! Modern women really can be deceiving bitches who know how to play the game- can't believe I've only just realised this! Just shows you men can be completely oblivious to what's happening and if the penis is doing the thinking for so many men out, no wonder there are so many victims.

jcazone · 2017-03-25T12:18:25+00:00

I think she should play both roles by go eat at Chipotle with herself.

gods_bones · 2017-03-25T02:47:12+00:00

Single and pregnant and her biggest problem is finding a cock to hang out with. I guess the poor child will just be left in a closet somewhere. Or does she mean she doesn't need a replacement dad because she is going to give it up for adoption?

Be-Positive · 2017-03-25T07:54:42+00:00

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Cunt_Robber · 2017-03-25T08:02:39+00:00

So... What's she bringing to the table? Other than the fetus and hormones on a rollercoaster ride

Do guys even fucking ask themselves that anymore or have women made cucks out of the majority of the male population?

Paladin2903 · 2017-03-25T08:52:51+00:00

I wonder if women realize exactly how repulsive they are to other men when they're pregnant....and ESPECIALLY when they're pregnant and looking for ANOTHER FUCKING GUY. You can leave out the "no random hookups," sweetie. No one would want to fuck you, anyway.

This would be like me posting and saying.....

"Hey ladies, just looking for a great girl to have a great time with. Oh, I totally have AIDS, but don't worry, I've got this shit under control. My meds have this shit on lockdown. Oh yea, and NO RANDOM HOOKUPS."

MiG35ToW · 2017-03-25T10:00:35+00:00

5% looking for non-casual hookups. Think we got a unicorn.

Datson_Horrenbrand · 2017-03-25T10:48:35+00:00

she's just looking for a beta. that's for what those adverts "where are the real men" are.

at the same time, she'll fuck any alpha anytime.

this is nature biology and survival instinct. learn how to thrive on it, or succumb

Teflon0819 · 2017-03-25T11:45:12+00:00

She's not looking for a replacement dad but she is looking for replacement financial support.

Eab543 · 2017-03-25T11:53:33+00:00

NOT HERE FOR RANDOM HOOKUPS!!!!!!!anymore

pawsahf · 2017-03-25T18:55:45+00:00

And there we have it folks, the culmination of everything wrong with our fucked up gynocentric culture (she is a pig of human being, gross in every way).

2017-03-25T20:04:22+00:00

She is a keeper for sure! Intelligent and responsible...well responsible enough to look for a betabuck replacement for Chad Thundercock....for now anyway.

2017-03-25T20:50:01+00:00

Please, kill it with fire.

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MGTOW_Monger · 2017-03-25T01:42:53+00:00

RFLMAO.

Simple is as simple perceives

BooDoug · 2017-03-25T05:39:09+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/XZJSgPg.gif

Choice77777 · 2017-03-25T05:56:02+00:00

What are those animals ?

Lenovojunk · 2017-03-25T06:53:01+00:00

So next time when you guys post pics like this,make sure don't blur the faces. It will favor some of mgtows in that area.

ArthurVonL · 2017-03-25T07:08:00+00:00

There are no more men for dinner dates, I am searching for someone that do dinner dates. Aaah female logic, gotta love it.

hollybegin · 2017-03-25T07:46:44+00:00

Doesn't even know how to properly write a simple word like "and". What a valuable vagina-holder we have here.....

KingBu · 2017-03-25T08:57:29+00:00

Well, both of them do have rolls...

2017-03-25T11:21:29+00:00

"I can play both rolls" I'm sure she is getting no help from daddy government

soullessgeth · 2017-03-25T11:43:02+00:00

oh god america is going to shit

Noomene · 2017-03-25T14:56:45+00:00

rolls

cyborg_type_darkness · 2017-03-25T16:56:27+00:00

Not random hook ups = a future replacement dad.

kurtu5 · 2017-03-25T23:51:26+00:00

Looks like those two are already feeling the kicks.

Axiomiat · 2017-03-27T17:41:59+00:00

So this is basically about finding the line between random hookup and replacement dad. Then surfing that line. Seems too risky...

Title	Thought you guys would get a kick out of this.
Author	flamethrowup
Upvotes	161
Comments	109
Date	March 25, 2017 12:35 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/61ctjf/thought_you_guys_would_get_a_kick_out_of_this/
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