Lesbian friend wants me to impregnate her when she will want children

ilikecaketoomuch · 2017-03-23T15:42:04+00:00

Get snipped and go pound it till you are tired. She isn't a friend. She is trying to use you for sperm and money.

Return the favor and go pound it.

Ultramegasaurus · 2017-03-23T14:49:20+00:00

DON'T

2017-03-23T15:22:47+00:00

Execute operation "nope the fuck out"

Lenovojunk · 2017-03-23T15:18:00+00:00

Child support.

CoffeeMAGA · 2017-03-23T16:13:42+00:00

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BukM1 · 2017-03-23T17:08:54+00:00

if you fall for this you are a grade A fucking idiot.

you will be a walking meal ticket

Griever114 · 2017-03-23T15:48:02+00:00

I recall seeing at least 2 different articles where the guy ended up paying child support.

In case it isnt obvious, dont fucking do it.

Marque01 · 2017-03-23T14:58:59+00:00

How much is she going to pay you?

Eyes_Of_The_Dragon · 2017-03-23T16:01:35+00:00

What do I make all of this?

New friends.

2017-03-23T15:45:35+00:00

Tell her you got a vasectomy.

exit-stage-right2 · 2017-03-23T16:24:31+00:00

No bro. You will be on the hook for it. It's not a free squeeze. Not to mention that she will have complete control over the upbringing. It will be her show, with your sperm and your money.

andreas-mgtow · 2017-03-23T17:26:48+00:00

Lesbian friend

LOL!, that part was so funny, I could not get past it to read the rest of the joke!.

neetpepe · 2017-03-23T19:33:43+00:00

Having female friends is degenerate. Ghost her now.

bonusfruit · 2017-03-23T20:04:10+00:00

Imagine if it's a son. With a single mother. Who's a lesbian. For his sake, don't have him

gods_bones · 2017-03-23T19:50:59+00:00

There was recently a case about a man who made an anonymous sperm donation being sued by the lesbian couple for child support after the child was born. Dont ever donate sperm, either directly or to a sperm bank.

2017-03-23T18:23:10+00:00

NO!!!!! Read up on the kansas sperm donor case. That guy barely got out alive and he was an ACTUAL sperm donor, as in he was paid and legally assured on Child support.

FritzLn · 2017-03-23T19:55:17+00:00

you must be tall with light colored eyes.

a17c81a3 · 2017-03-23T21:27:22+00:00

Sure, charge for all future child support up front.

Malefics · 2017-03-23T22:29:37+00:00

Don't you dare

Spondaios · 2017-03-23T18:59:24+00:00

like the fuck

mgtow4ever · 2017-03-23T19:58:33+00:00

You can do it just do it through a Sperm bank. Tell her to go there and pay the 20k.

2017-03-23T23:06:37+00:00

Get the hell away! End this friendship right now. Start talking to her less and less. Be cordial at first then move to the point of no return.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2017-03-24T03:53:43+00:00

DO NOT....OH GAWD DAMNIT

HeyRabbiWhatchaDoin · 2017-03-23T14:49:02+00:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Yeah, tell her to fuck off. It's a trap.

hollybegin · 2017-03-23T15:13:45+00:00

NO! YOU might end up paying some child support down the line like you said.

2017-03-23T15:15:44+00:00

Please tell me you laughed and walked away?

1) Why are you friends with a creature who wants to see men exterminated?

2) This WILL come back to haunt you if you do it.

2017-03-23T15:43:36+00:00

Don't do it. It is not even about child support. You can't let your kids be raised/abused by lesbians. They are worse than single mothers. Besides, could you let your offspring, your flesh and blood be raised by man haters? This could have been your son, condemned to forced feminizaion.

deathmetalfan6 · 2017-03-23T17:40:13+00:00

Shes a lesbian and wants you, a man, to shove your cock inside her and cum in her pussy? Why the hell doesn't she just artificially inseminated?

SgtMGTOW · 2017-03-23T17:48:42+00:00

Well, if she is good looking, you get a vasectomy, and then start having fun.

Simple solution.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2017-03-23T18:13:55+00:00

grats on the child support

FreeManIsFrank · 2017-03-23T18:49:04+00:00

Lesbian friend wants me to impregnate her when she will want children

LOL! She's pretending to be a lesbo. She's at most bi-sexual. She probably knows - or has a good idea - how much money you earn.

xcross69 · 2017-03-23T23:26:13+00:00

My reply was: "I don't want my genes mixed with yours."

Seems that was not offensive enough as she still talks to me... Sadly.

IslandicFreedom · 2017-03-23T23:34:50+00:00

I heard you can get some temporary male contraception these days in the form of an injection which lasts about a year.

Do that, then you can fuck her at least a few good many times, even bring the other lesbian partner in on the action, get some threesome action out of it.

It will take a while before she realises something is up.

Title	Lesbian friend wants me to impregnate her when she will want children
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Upvotes	55
Comments	67
Date	March 23, 2017 2:37 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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