Things I keep in mind when buying clothes:

  1. APPEARANCE: simple and plain, with no glaring logos or pictures

  2. OUTLET: discount warehouse

  3. BRANDS: the cheapest possible

  4. SOCIAL OUTCOME: I appear plain, but clean. Importantly, I fly below the radar.

Things I NEVER consider:

  • Style or fashion sense
  • Brand
  • The effect of clothing on my sexual appeal
  • The current trends
  • What other people think I should wear (normally I laugh)
  • Paying more because something looks better than a cheaper item