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[–]spoopytater93 points94 points95 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Can sex doll cook your meals?"
-They're working on robots that can cook.
"Can sex doll have your kids?"
-They're working on artificial wombs.
"Can sex doll wash your clothes?"
-We already have those, dumbass.
"Can sex doll make your home?"
-We built the world. A simple home is child's play. Besides, we can do this ourselves since you don't.
Eventually all the aforementioned will be engineered into a single unit. Then you will look your obsolescence right in the eyes. And it will look back at you with the same cold, uncaring soulessness with which you looked at us.
Send the Devil our regards, for he will be the last man to take interest in you.
[–]NiceIce17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was pretty sure we already had these things, but thanks for breaking it down for us.
[–]foolishghost3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to nitpick here, but I’m sure the Devil is a female.
[–]BewareTheOldMan3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some women are working themselves right out of one of their most base positions associated with the female imperative...
[–]Gmiou1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
{Sent the Devil our regards, for he will be the last man to take interest in you} Lol... Love it,
funny... similar thing i said to the ex bitch before they cops took me away!!!!
[–]Perrero57 points58 points59 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is fucking hilarious
[–]I-am-the-lul55 points56 points57 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cluttering your home with dust-collecting nick-nacks, doilies and other cutesy paraphernalia does not make a house any more of a home.
[–]foolishghost6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well said. And the robot will never do those unless programmed to do so.
[–]JohnPerera53 points54 points55 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Before Sex Robots
"I don't want to cook your meals"
"I don't want to have your kids"
"I don't want to wash your clothes"
"I don't want to make your home"
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After Sex Robots
[–]RedBigMan6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha...
Who needs a woman? I can cook, I can do the laundry and I can clean the house myself with about an hour of time.
[–]kingscabber42 points43 points44 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The real question isn't whether or not the sex doll can or can't do the jobs, it's whether or not the woman will.
[–]cringeinducing21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think that was the joke.
[–]SmokeyMcBlunt8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get this guy in STEM, we've got a genius on the loose!
[–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Brothers, this is hilarious.
Feminism told them not to do these stuff to their man- cook, reproduce, do laundry and make a home!
[–]rebuildingMyself6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
The current manipulation strategy is to imply that she'll do those things until after she gets the marriage contract signed, then sits on her ass and swipes for Chads on Tindr while the husband puts the kids to bed.
My last ex was acting extremely childish on the phone over stupid shit. I made the statement "so you want me to marry you and you be the mother of my children and you act like this." She actually said "well when we get married and have kids I won't be acting like this anymore". Not only did she acknowledge she was acting like a spoiled childish cunt, but also thought I'd believe she'd magically stop once all incentives for me to leave are gone.
[–][deleted] 30 points31 points32 points 8 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Like we don't have drive throughs and washing machines?
[–]crnext6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Don't eat at drive through restaurants every day.
Trust me on this.
Edit: seriously, please take some culinary lessons and develop some awesome cooking skills. Your heart and waist line will thank you.
[–]hemsae5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Also, your wallet.
[–]crnext4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
True for me as well, but most men on this forum seem to not have much issue with money.
[–]Gmiou2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Me me me................!!!!
I'm totally broke, unemployed, moved back in with my parents at 46yo
Those 2 bitches did me well!!
[–]crnext2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My heart's with you bro.
[–]Gmiou3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks brother, wish my heart was with me too!!
Cause those cunts didn't leave anything in there!
[–]foolishghost2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, me too.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Course you can. There's tons of new restaurants and food options.
[–]crnext1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Man... If you knew what I know.
Fast food would be a survival-only instinct
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Man, don't believe the hype lol.
Stay away from the sugar, you'll be ok. I have blood work done routinely at my doctor and my health is above average
[–]crnext1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What I'm saying is I have worked fast food.
Ever see farmers feed cows? Pigs? Chickens? Fast food is oddly similar because patrons are similarly as impatient. Horses are exempt because they are better mannered and have a gentler temperament than human beings trying to eat. Also, we don't eat horses.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I worked in the food industry long ago. I'll admit, there is a huge difference in quality control between different restaurants. And customers are definitely insane
[–]foolishghost2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ex-bitch went an did a cooking certificate. Worked at a 5-star hotel restaurant for her practice requirement. She told me that they never washed the salad veggies even though couple of customers complained about finding worms in the salad.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly, they are usually the worst. No big corporate office to answer too.
[–]foolishghost0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, they are usually the worst.
I believe that.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
These tasks are unnecessarily complicated when a woman is involved in managing them. She forgets that when a man does them, they instantly simplify.
To cook really just means to grill meat. To do dishes to then comes down to brushing the grill and to cleanig one single plate, knife, fork and glass.
With clothes much the same. Think Steve Jobs. Just get 10+ sets of the same clothes and toss it into the machine once a week or so.
To make a home? Home is where I lay my hat. Done.
Having kids is not something we all want. But let's say we do: the above lifestyle, which is simple but satisfying to most men, frees up plenty of money for surrogacy, be if natural or artificial.
[–]Enzo952 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I live alone and I do all my chores without problems. Cooking and cleaning isn't rocket science. Still manage to work between 40 and 50 hours per week. I only wish I had time to have a dog. Will definitely get one when I retire.
[–]DeltaThePSYFrame20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well being independent means I can cook for myself, wash my clothes and clean up. All menial tasks really and the trollops cant secure that correctly. AWALT.
[–]PabloEscoba22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Black twitter women/whores are scared shitless of sex dolls
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The thing is, I like cooking. I like cleaning my house and car, I’m also sure as shit not going to mess them up. I can’t have babies, but that’s what adoption is there for. When the time is right, I intend on adopting a baby otherwise destined for abortion.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
This women seems to forget that in order for her to do all but one of the chores she listed she must rely on the machines invented by men.
Dishwashers, washing machines and vacuum hoovers are all the inventions of men. Even the gas hob and oven is manufactured by men. If we men invented them, surely we can use them without the help of a women.
[–]ThePanther995 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I live on my own extremely well without a female. If I ever do settle down she will have to have more than basic bitch qualities and be religious. I want to be the only one that has been inside her. For many reasons.
[–]ToFat2Run7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Real talk though, I can only imagine stuff like this gets heavily regulated on cucked country like France.
[–]NewWave6471 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They would probably ban sex robots/dolls
[–]ToFat2Run0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah no kidding.
[–]Misogynist_MGTOW5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
eventhough a girl with half a brain is gifted, the question isn't can you, it''s will you lulz
[–]DickRulez5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Before companion bots wahmen said being a housewife is slavery. Now look at them scurrying for men to come back to the plantation. Whorelarious!!!
[–]mgtowbyexperience5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is very well done :)
[–]SidgeBlueCollars5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Does sex doll shout at you? Does sex doll cheat on you? Does sex doll stop you seeing your friends? Does sex doll go through your phone? Does sex doll have a smelly pussy?
[–]Rollbar3593 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, Will a sex doll become bored in the relationship, spend your money, command you to do her bidding when you are home and then attack you with attorneys she makes you pay for, take half your stuff and demand support while she continues to do nothing?
[–]the_unseen_one4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saw this on this humor website I frequent, and fell out laughing. It's just so perfect, complete with a fucking robot and everything.
On a similar note, the site had a lot of posts about that sex doll that made waves on twatter, as well as this retarded women's march. I think this is slowly spreading to young men.
[–]Gmiou4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My ex wife did......... In the 4 years she did home 3 times and cooked (for herself) 6 times.
Was a good wife..... God (un)rest her soul!!!!
No, still alive, FUCK!!
[–]Misogynist_MGTOW1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
nice, luckily i wasn't her ex or i would have her skinned alive for this shit
[–]Gmiou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeap good luck buddy.... I had an argument with her and she had me arrested for domestic violence, and that was my end ......
[–]Misogynist_MGTOW0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're gonna do the crime, might as well do the time
[–]NewWave6474 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why the fuck would i want kids?
[–]IslandicFreedom4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Besides the notion that females get to do all of that AND work is absurd. At least that wasn't my experience, neither from realistically observing married people I've known over the years.
See my fine feather friends there's this thing called a nag, that most men would do anything to avoid, and over time end up complying fully with her requests just to avoid getting nagged at.
It's not enough to stack the dishwasher, it has to be done her way. Various other quirky habits to get learned.
But if anything, a partnership gets formed in LTR's. But on average the responsibility these days is very much shared.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this, they legit feel threatened, it's beautiful.
[–]HotRodPiper3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody said sex dolls/robots are perfect; just better than the alternative.
[–]Lifeboatinthedark2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fish...bicycle...etc etc.
I thought cunts would be happy with this?
[–]chikachikaa2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These chicks are looking into the eyes of obsolescence, asking questions they know they have no interest in fulfilling. Sad. Brain AIDS has set in deep.
[–]crnext2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Frankly, I don't need the added proponent of sex at all. Just give me a robot that does all the house chores, is able to program new chores, and looks attractive.
I have my own hands, but I could always program not for a handy-j...
/Joke
[–]t0shki2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant meme. Also: murdered by words.
[–]Dank_Meems2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women have removed themselves from the market.
[–]T-Egan2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most women don't do any of that shit nowadays anyway
[–]CeleritySteam1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolute advantage at work.
[–]SpeaksTruthToPower1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking owned. Like....murderedbywords owned...
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