You’re funny did you know that

Ffenndyr · 2018-01-10T20:28:43+00:00

Haha! That’s easy: I’ll get married if the girl:

Hasn’t ridden the cock carousel
Earns more than me
Agrees with the core principles of MGTOW
Inherently disagrees with feminism
- is a literal unicorn nawalt who shits rainbows.

AND she pays half and half with me for her own engagement ring.

AAND Be under 5ft9. In heels.

AAAND specifically NOT to wanting to live with me until she has dealt with her own debts, rather than expecting me to pay them off for her.

Know any like that?!!!?!

Oh wait, and be asian. I like Asians.

EDIT- More conditions. I deserve it. EDIT 2 - Even more conditions. I’m entitled to be choosy, okay? EDIT 3 - Again, more conditions. I’m also a foodie, come as a package with my kid, and expect you to do all my chores while I sit about playing computer games.

NotTheFace666 · 2018-01-11T00:34:55+00:00

That's exactly what I do when people spew that shit at me. Including my parents. I just laugh in their faces. They are worthy of nothing more than ridicule.

ThePanther99 · 2018-01-10T20:00:36+00:00

hahahahah

qwertyWerty2 · 2018-01-10T22:51:30+00:00

Right after that lobotomy.

Been there. Was done by that.

No fucking way.

swarley85 · 2018-01-10T23:17:38+00:00

my new favorite game is letting the gay dudes at weddings catch the garter belt.

AllthesuddenIgetit · 2018-01-11T03:25:39+00:00

Hmm, well I don't want kids, so I cannot see a reason to marry at all.

Even if I found some chick that pooped rainbows and had a literally horn on her head, why marry her when we can just live a life traveling and doing what we want? I don't get the point of the ring and all that unless you want to raise children ....

Personal opinion.

BlessedAreTheMeek88 · 2018-01-11T02:03:31+00:00

Hahaha. We are laughing.

Sir_Coaljerk · 2018-01-11T05:19:15+00:00

Shiiiiiit. If I could find a beautiful chick with a dick id hop on that thing all night every night.

Fakufftime · 2018-01-11T00:55:51+00:00

I'm truly curious about this... I understand that you don't want to get married (and I respect that), but do you think that it's possible for other men to be happy and married? For example, I would never be a vegan, but I believe they can be happy on their own way... Do you think the same is true to other men? Or you think it's just a matter of time for the marriage to fail/be miserable?

based_meme · 2018-01-11T06:17:50+00:00

I'll get married when I'm six feet under.

assblaster69ontime · 2018-01-11T06:33:04+00:00

I want to get married.

kagetsuki23 · 2018-01-11T08:45:53+00:00

Lel, i'll' get married only in a country where i can leave the girl without giving her one penny in a divorce.

Yashugan00 · 2018-01-11T18:27:56+00:00

No hymen no diamond

RealToasted · 2018-01-12T00:23:22+00:00

No hymen no diamond. No money no diamond. No decency, character, brains, etc. No diamond.

Title	You’re funny did you know that
Author	geronimostilt
Upvotes	198
Comments	37
Date	January 10, 2018 7:38 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7pi2sb/youre_funny_did_you_know_that/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/youre-funny-did-you-know-that.609670 https://theredarchive.com/post/609670

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