I used to look for a woman who can cook. Now I realize most women can't boil water without starting a fire.

lemgtow · 2017-01-24T21:10:55+00:00

I don't give a shit whether or not a woman can cook, because it's doubtful that she can do it better than I can unless she was legitimately a chef at a restaurant. I taught myself from scratch and can make whatever the fuck I want.

I'm making a gourmet pizza right this very instant with truffle oil, arugula, prosciutto, shaved black truffle and sundried tomatoes.

I don't care if you can't make gourmet delicious food as a guy, but if you're a man living on your own and you don't understand how to cook food in order to take care of yourself, that's a travesty. You're missing out on being self-sufficient in a very baseline level, on the same level as having shelter, water, etc.

Spectrezxl · 2017-01-24T20:57:43+00:00

better yet, you may have me while i'm at my worst when i'm at my best, i'm going to leave you for chad

because loyalty is as foreign to a woman as legs to snakes

KneeDeepThought · 2017-01-24T21:13:22+00:00

Take note of this cute little phrase: "you get to take me out." Obviously part of the joke but it's a real thing. This is real privilege and it ain't male.

I've known many ladies who sprinkle their statements with this horseshit, and if you're not paying attention you can wind up doing crazy amounts of work for them before you know it.

For example, "You know, I'm just going to let you carry that for me," all the way up to "I'm going to let you pick up the check."

They're attempting to frame their relationship with you as one of subservience where you're lucky they even put up with being around you when it's really the other way around.

Call bullshit on this whenever you hear it, and obviously don't do whatever it is.

alko89 · 2017-01-24T21:48:52+00:00

This is the most hypocritical statement a woman can say.

When the going gets tough the women leave.

megachrispercent · 2017-01-24T21:59:02+00:00

These days, if you ask a woman to cook or clean, she tries to guilt trip you into believing that you're "enslaving" her for doing it. Then again, she'd love a man to enslave her...IF he meets her social and financial requirements first.

Raiden627 · 2017-01-25T02:13:05+00:00

Expecting a woman to cook is like expecting a toddler to pick your next stock portfolio. Majority of the best chefs in the world are men and there's a reason for that - because women think learning a life skill like cooking is oppression.

kyledontcare · 2017-01-24T21:39:27+00:00

I used to be a chef, other then my mothers meals(which kick arse by the way), I don't want chicks cooking below average food for me. When I was dating I did most of the cooking because I cook well, and I prefer my food.

gonzo_swag · 2017-01-25T04:23:30+00:00

"If you can't handle me at my worst..."

The mating call of insane women.

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you_are_the_product · 2017-01-25T04:41:48+00:00

I have learned over the years that women are generally not the cooks you thought they were. I have never once in my life met a woman that can cook better than I can. I think generally it was a forced role they played in the 50s. I am married (so that means I am not really an MGTOW) but here to help out with what I have learned over the years.

Cooking is simple, there is just nothing to it. Any man that has any sense will be good at it

amgin3 · 2017-01-24T22:05:22+00:00

I've discovered a magical place where most women take pride in their ability to cook, clean, and take care of their man. It's called Asia. If all Western men really knew what they were missing out on, I guarantee 95% of Western women would end up as old, lonely spinsters.

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-01-25T03:40:29+00:00

I got married 4 years ago, it was her 2nd time. She had been married for 7 years prior to me.

She did not know how to cook ANYTHING. But I did make her learn. She turned into a pretty good cook. Too bad she was crazy as hell! We divorced a few months ago, and I am eating ravioli from the pot as I type this.

watcher45 · 2017-01-25T07:33:06+00:00

Useless bitch.

BukM1 · 2017-01-25T10:41:29+00:00

"if you cant take my beatings you don't deserve my kisses"

Brokemgtow · 2017-01-25T14:07:23+00:00

Get away get away! -at the drive in one armed scissor

2017-01-25T14:25:12+00:00

modern women can rarely cook. i've met maybe 10% of modern woman have actual real talented cooking skills, my mother was raised in classic 1950's america and could cook dozens of amazing wholesome meals from scratch, that is so rare these days. for sure as a man who is very bad at cooking, i think one of the real strengths women could bring to my life would be cooking and food care/love/nurturing, but it just doesn't exist much, and if they do, tend to be fat whales that can cook cause they are addicted to food and cost you $1000's in dollars to feed their whale ass, at that point, who cares who is preparing it, i want my money.

2017-01-26T08:09:34+00:00

Lol I dont expect much from women anyways. I can cook, clean my own clothes and my home and even stitch up my own clothes. I can work on cars and can do other construction work.

To be honest I wouldn't let my girlfriend touch my clothes or cook for me because women complain about everything and I believe that if you are cooking then you should cook with your heart and soul an angry woman just makes me lose my appetite.

At the end of the day I don't want the girlfriend to have anything over my head like I cooked for you or I did this for you or cleaned your clothes or cleaned the bathroom etc etc.

She wont have shit to complain or say she did for me because I did it for myself. So the only way she will be able to complain is if she makes shit up or hold the sex card over my head but all women hold sex over men irregardless.

Either way I'm a bachelor Swb is all I seek, but a girlfriend doesn't hurt as long as she doesn't fuck with your serenity and since I take no shut from women in quick to dump a bitch in a heart beat over the simplest shit.

gods_bones · 2017-01-26T00:04:48+00:00

ALL the best chefs in the world are men. When a woman tries to cook you end up with messes like Paula Deen. Even that Julia Childs woman put a shitload of unhealthy ingredients into her food to replicate taste.

Title	I used to look for a woman who can cook. Now I realize most women can't boil water without starting a fire.
Author	lie-deflector
Upvotes	398
Comments	87
Date	January 24, 2017 8:00 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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