I'm unsure what happened last night, but I logged onto okcupid and found an Asian with Russian fashion sense (yummy). Invited her out for drinks. Before meeting, I sent two messages to her and she ate both up. The hook to invite her out was when she said "i couldn't find a proper word, that is on this website", to which I responded, "The proper words are yes, I'll grab drinks with you, meh613, at [address] at 10:30pm".

I arrived and she walked in 15 minutes later, dressed really nicely and looking to score. She put her purse down and a pack of cigarettes fell out. This wasn't in her profile that I remember, but maybe she was hiding this fact. Turns out she's been in town 3 months, moved from Moscow with parents in the land of Borat (Kazakhstan).

She tells me she doesn't drink. Uhh... why do you agree to meet me at a wine bar if you don't drink? We share a cheese plate. After we finish this, she invites me to join her for a smoke. I'd rather not, but I go anyway, warning her that if any of it gets on my breath, our relationship is over. She says that that would be rude. I join her. She tells me that Russian girls always dress nicely.

Yes, but you also smoke, which is a bit of a turnoff. We go back inside and the bartender is cleaning up. She then invites me over to her place to continue our date.

I warn her against taking advantage of me, she responds with "I'd never dream of it". Asks me if I have condoms. Question was ignored.

After we get to her place, we start on the couch. She puts on some classical music (WTF?!?). Suffice it to say, it got her into the mood. She brought a condom to me and instructed me to put it on if I want to proceed further, which I gladly did. I told her to get into a little black dress if she wanted to proceed further. I then told her that she'd have to promise me she'd quit smoking.

The above conditions met, I woke up with her head on my shoulders in the morning. She thanked me for a wonderful evening and I came home to post this FR.