I Think of Cargo Shorts As a Form of Protest Now

2016-09-02T06:24:57+00:00

Wait what? Whats wrong with cargo shorts? I wear camo cargo shorts every single day. Bitches dont like em? Ima buy some more. They go nicely with converse sneakers and a metal band tee shirt.

feedmecarrots · 2016-09-02T04:36:56+00:00

It does come down to something fundamental between men and women. Men love cargo shorts because they are functional. Women hate them because they do not enhance a man's form.

kyledontcare · 2016-09-02T04:11:55+00:00

What's wrong with them? When did they go out of style? I live out of the country.

mrp_1844 · 2016-09-02T03:21:46+00:00

I love cargo shorts.

pfthewall · 2016-09-02T03:55:01+00:00

Let's take it a step further: denim cargo shorts.

Mojo_666 · 2016-09-02T07:03:19+00:00

CargoShortsForLife!

hollybegin · 2016-09-02T12:56:51+00:00

From now on, rebrand them as "Tactical Shorts". It will piss off the Special Snoflakes to no end....

2016-09-02T13:39:46+00:00

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calum_morton · 2016-09-02T07:40:51+00:00

I wear cargo shorts pretty much 100% of the time in Summer. So useful compared to the fucking chino shorts shops try and sell you.

2016-09-02T08:41:17+00:00

I love 'em, esp the ones with the zipped trousers - trousers and shorts in one!

planetcow · 2016-09-02T17:29:50+00:00

Hahaha. I had no fucking idea about cargo shorts until a couple years ago when I heard some girl referred to me as "that guy who always wears the cargo shorts." My friend had to tell me. For years I really had no clue there was a "thing" about them.

I can't lie. I don't wear them now because of shame for not knowing all that time. OP, you are truly the bigger man, good on you!

2016-09-02T22:38:12+00:00

Any chick who disses cargo shorts is ignorant as fuck. I've had stares in the past from girls who would bug out when their phone was low on battery but didn't have a charger on them because they couldn't carry it in their tight pockets or wrist purse thing. My phone gets low, I pull out my charger and i'm good. Not to mention they're awesome for when you don't want to keep your wallet in your back pocket or if they have zipper pockets perfect for storing stuff if you like roller coasters. Functional > fashionable.

2016-09-03T01:02:42+00:00

Cargo pants FTW.

Have you seen some of the shit the "fashion" industry is trying to tell us looks "good"? Fuck that.

Cargos, a flannel shirt and boots for me, thanks.

2016-09-03T01:50:26+00:00

If you guys want to go full I-don't-give-a-damn, rock the swim trunks. They're especially nice on hot days because the fabric is thin and they tend to be lighter colors.

2016-09-03T01:54:45+00:00

Chino shorts look stupid. Cargo shorts FTW.

grufx · 2016-09-02T14:54:15+00:00

I wore all mine until they fell apart, and wore them even more often once the fashion police took aim at them. Now I can't buy any new ones these things were literally purged from existence by manginas and women.

TheConArtistAubrey · 2016-09-02T13:43:22+00:00

What are you talking about?

Title	I Think of Cargo Shorts As a Form of Protest Now
Author	Tyler_Gatsby
Upvotes	38
Comments	38
Date	September 2, 2016 2:31 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/50r0tf/i_think_of_cargo_shorts_as_a_form_of_protest_now/
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