So many times on AskReddit, we've seen the accounts from male strippers and Bachelorette parties. This post is an exampled to confirm a stripper rule of thumb, through some more anecdotal evidence.
I met a girl one year ago who told me she was a virgin. I enjoyed teasing her about it, and eventually was the reason she lost it (if she didn't lie about it). She was traveling when we met last year. We'll call her Anna.
She added me on Skype a couple of days ago and informed me on the last year of her life in a few minutes. She started out by claiming she'd only slept with 3 men since (lol). Later in the conversation, Anna informs me she slept with 3 all in the same weekend. (I guarantee their were more - Stand by). So then she tells me she is getting engaged and she's only been dating this guy for four months. Within a minute or two she brings up how she will be traveling to my town for the Bachelorette party.
I asked, "Have you ever been to one before?" "Yes, just 2 months ago" "Ha, I bet you fucked the stripper. The bridesmaids always fuck the stripper." "NO, I don't even remember what happened. hahaha"
Within two minutes, she is showing me on her phone, through the camera on skype, a video of her sucking a stripper's dick...
I said, pretty much laughing at this point:
"Weren't with your fiance at that time..."
She turns red, and says:
"My friends told me I didn't sleep with him, though" "STOP JUDGING ME!", laughing embarrassingly.
TL;DR: AWALT. The stripper's weren't lying when they said the bridesmaid always sucks a dick or fucks the stripper. If you're an unfortunately faithful enough sap to get engaged or married, These parties should be off the table. I'll be looking forward to crashing Anna's party here in the next month.
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