So a couple months ago I moved in with a new roommate I didn't know, mainly because I was moving to a new city for new opportunities and a fresh start.

Out of all the things I have had to deal with since I moved here, such as finding work and new friends, the worst has to be living with this woman.

She does fuck all, she expects me to clean the place, she complains to me about men when I'm busy trying to do my own thing. She doesn't even know how to unplug a goddamn drain. She listens to garbage pop music, and is obsessed with celebrity culture. She's fat and can't fucking keep to herself in her judgement of other women based purely on their appearances. Whenever I discuss (or at least try to) current events she looks at me like an inbred cow staring at an oncoming truck and if I say something even slightly abrasive she takes huge offence to it.

Her friends are worse (all female). They are loud when I'm trying to sleep and get confrontational when I ask them to quiet down. They don't give a shit about much else than makeup and how pretty x celebrity is.

Take my advice please, do not room with women unless you are absolutely and entirely sure that they have some level of decency.