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[–]DangZagnut61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
I could get past the dyed pink yarn beanie she's wearing but it's always the fucking eyebrows I can't get on board with. How am I supposed to take her seriously as an uncompleted groucho marx?
[–]NohoTwoPointOh37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“I never forget a face. But in your case, I’ll make an exception!”
[–]bulers772 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THAT is funny!
[–]zumwe230 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What face?
[–]Patricijaobjectdude15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I call those caterpillers above the eyes.
[–]KaitouNala10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can somewhat dig short hair, but that's too short.
Pink? like if it was a wig that she didn't wear 24/7 maybe. Or like cosplaying for a comic con or some shit.
Also with you on the eyebrows, honestly can't say I mind painted on brows but personally prefer slim looking brows and for some reason most these dumb cunts paint them on Thicc (yes with two c's)
Betcha this is the same dumbass woman asking where all the good men have gone.
As far away from you as they can reasonably manage.
[–]fudgicle20187 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The sad part is that while she walks around looking like him, she doesn't even know who Groucho Marx is.
[–]drmonkeytown2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably in a first name basis with Karl Marx however.
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a friend who shaved his eyebrows off. This was a bad idea as they keep sweat out of your eyes. He had an entirely unpleasant experience.
[–]myowndrum001002 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Came here to say "Jesus those EYEBROWS." You could land a fucking 747 on those bad boys.
[–]humlata1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like one of those little caps Jews wear, but pink and hairy.
[–]CpuDoc6720 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She looks like a character from the Simpsons.
[–]8PotPrimo3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Apparently Jimbo Jones had a sister.
[–]Toasty_Nuggetz15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With their weird colored hair and haircuts, caked on makeup and painted on eyebrows, they really do look like some creepy ass clowns.
We are truly living in clown world.
[–]goingmyownway_ghost13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
she sat down in the barber chair and said," I want the fuck my shit up"
[–]Upnsmoque0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
handed him a snack bowl as a guide.
[–]Doctor_Red_Pill10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On another note, there are some frogs that have violently colorful skin to warn predators that they are toxic.
[–]6edf1sh5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They did the joshu higashikata haircut irl :0
[–]Pyrosuicidal0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking yeye ass Joshu, fuck him, and fuck anyone with his crimge naenae ass haircut
[–]death_ray_mx5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nothing says I'm a douche bag like the cut sported by jim carry on dumb and dumber
[–]Solo_and_Simple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
nyuk nyuk, hey Moe.
[–]NosferatuZ0d4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Bi-neutral non binary Decosexual cut
[–]kayfab4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what a nice hair cut and hair colour
[–]MRMRising4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm convinced Feminism is a mental disorder.
[–]Richardjangles2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hideous beast
[–]Sumfuc2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If a guy wants pink hair & big eyebrows then let HIM.
[–]LuvJoyMuzik2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those brows!!
[–]faridle2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Short hair on women really is unattractive. Thankfully makes it easier to spot the crazies.
[–]toughenup20161 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is as "woke" as she can be or you could say ultimate woke.
[–]Throwaway94789278231 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks sweaty
[–]toeshotz1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want the lloyd christmas pls
Barber: Whatchu want?
"I've just enrolled in a Woman's Studies course at college, so I want a haircut to let the world know I'm a feminist now."
Barber: Okay doke.
[–]wizwocket1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cunt cut. What men call, a clue.
[–]btc7771 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Red/green/blue hair is a warning sign...
[–]SilentGaze10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha, Barber hit it!
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[–]pkarlmann11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They are running around everywhere.
"I'm an empowered independent women, that why I have to look like every other empowered independent women!"
[–]sakuragiOG0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Make it look like I have a brain"
[–]thebirdee1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the barber missed then.
[–]jlg48800 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Almost. Doesn't she need a bulbous red nose? And white face paint foundation?
[–]ducaati0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect
[–]snoopydog69960 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yikes.
[–]sebastian08010 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It looks like a cleaning floor mob/tool/stick.
[–]Mitosao0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She went to another barber because this one told her/they/them/it what (not) to do
[–]Wisdom_of_a_Khan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like Trans-gender Rock Lee.
[–]Mundane_Introduction0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
!WTF! What its this?!
[–]American__Jedi0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haircut doesn't matter. Any of the off hair colors is a NO GO. Blue, pink, purple, even red that''s even slightly off natural red. You're dealing with a liberal America hating, man hating feminist. You see it, run. No joke.
[–]Malbek6040 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The eyebrows tie the whole thing together.
[–]Fragrant_Point0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That guy dyed his hair pink
[–]U-940 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Future TIME Man of the Year.
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