Male penguin returns to habitat to find female penguin with another penguin. Male fights the other male, loses. Male fights the other male again. Female then stays with the male she "cheated" on him with.

rocacu · 2016-11-05T01:16:47+00:00

Chad is drilling her like British Petroleum in the Gulf of Mexico.

And Chad in this scenario was a penguin... OK enough internet for today.

ek1995 · 2016-11-05T02:21:58+00:00

First we get the Antlers dude and now we have Penguin cuckholds... I'm in TRP right?

GayLubeOil · 2016-11-05T07:04:49+00:00

All Penguins are like that! APALT!

winatreddit · 2016-11-05T06:49:56+00:00

I loled at awalt even other species :D

[deleted] · 2016-11-05T12:28:52+00:00

drilling her like British Petroleum in the Gulf of Mexico.

We would have also accepted "filling her out like a tax return."

MattyAnon · 2016-11-05T02:17:07+00:00

The reason this is retarded is that you are cherry picking an example from another species that matches TRP. There are species that provide counter examples, but you're not quoting them because it doesn't fit the narrative.

It's AWALT, not AFALT. Different species, different behaviour.

Are we going to say all men are gang-rapists because this is how ducks reproduce? No, of course fucking not - different species behave differently, so you can't use them as representative of humans, and you can't use penguin behaviour against human females.... and you don't need to, human females provide enough examples of shitty behaviour already.

What is interesting in regards to the animal kingdom is to look at what sexual behaviours humans exhibit that are similar.... matriarchy? patriarchy? alpha fucks? mate for life? opportunism? temporary coupling? random pairings and then move on? individual child rearing? group child rearing?

The answer seem to be "all of them, depending on circumstances", which I find pretty fascinating.

PANDAwaggon63 · 2016-11-05T12:02:08+00:00

Relevant

http://imgur.com/ucekyJw

[deleted] · 2016-11-05T13:30:58+00:00

That penguins REAL mistake was ever fighting over that female in the first place.

NEVER give up your life for any woman...

[deleted] · 2016-11-05T06:03:56+00:00

I laughed at the poor guy and now I feel bad.

Battle-Scars · 2016-11-05T04:19:29+00:00

Jesus, I love penguin sex as much as the next guy but turn off the computer, go cold approach some hotties and have a great evening.

RPAlternate42 · 2016-11-05T14:40:06+00:00

We say it here a lot guys:

don't be a penguin.

She has way more to gain from it than you do.

lqtys · 2016-11-05T14:59:48+00:00

Scientists doesn't test and make experiments on rats and guinea pigs to help rats and guinea pigs in their own health problems. They experiment with rats and guinea pigs and monkeys and so, because they share similitude with us humans and it helps to understand us.

ecosci · 2016-11-05T15:19:11+00:00

This would happen in society today if there was no mortage utility bills and grocery bill she will always pick the stronger male which is why we have af/bb so a woman always will be ready to leave for a more dominant man its just that alphas dont provide resources as much and betas do its the reason women despise nice men so much because not only is he a disrespected cuck but a cockblocker as well.

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