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[–]Krexit01140 points141 points142 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Biggest stalks of broccoli I've ever seen in my life
[–]gtowerthrowaway64 points65 points66 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I too, came to compliment the broccoli.
[–]TwoKss42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I too, came at the sight of the broccoli.
[–]bizzytheicon31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That broccoli is for Chad, dumbasses. It’s why he is Chad. Duh!!! Because he has been eating his veggies since age 2 & became a super buff, fit guy.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why take the time to cut it and make a mess. Just boil it and eat it I say.
[–]MichaelSWM97 points98 points99 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
At that point I'll just say "excuse me, bathroom real quick". Then she'll just look up say "no problem, take your time", because the longer you take the more she can text that other guy. At that point, when you see her face in the screen, food on the table. Just walk out of the restaurant. Let her sit with the bill. She can suck off the cook to pay for all I care. I just know I'm not paying for a rude bitch like that.
[–]thefudmaster44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is good. It is also good to walk up to the waiter and let them know what is going on. I’d ask to pay for my part of the bill and leave.
However, men should never be in this position in the first place. Lads, never take a woman out to eat. If you must hang out with one of these banshees, go out for a coffee or a soda only.
[–]Zachjsrf15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the Leykis101 rule number 1
[–]horonlapsi8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You remember to pay for your own bill becouse i heard its ilegal to scam people to get free food
[–]sebastian08017 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like that.
[–]fuckallwhitesheep23 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agree. Like I've said before. Be the one doing the fucking, not the one getting fucked
[–]of_rice_and_wok1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, my advice to fellow men is to send their bitches out like this and get that money.
Men need to wake up and realize god invented pimping for a reason.
It’s the ultimate game changer.
[–]theJackBurton132 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely.
[–]aventadorlp2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All woman do this not just bitches with sugar daddys, remember they can't concentrate, have ADHD and are boring to converse
[–]timleykis39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you think about it, she was paying SO MUCH ATTENTION that she never noticed him taking a picture of her while she was texting...
I believe the real Tom Leykis ( Leykis101 ) when he advises to just leave the restaurant and her with the bill.
[–]SilverGryphon38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Only cucks take women out on dinner dates before they put out. I will only pay $1.70 for her coffee, no starbucks bullshit, just your local corner cafe.
[–]thefudmaster24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
this. I only did coffee, tea, or a soda on a first date for a while. Then I’d just invite them over to chill. Had a lot of luck both ways and it was fun. However, nearly 95% of them always talked about how we never had a “proper date”.
[–]grumpy_0ld_man3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Awww you wanna take me out on a proper date? You're so sweet" and watch the hamster spin
[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
just your local corner cafe
QuikTrip.
[–]MuayThaiYogi6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like your style mate...just local corner cafe. LOL!!!
[–]graydoggames2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even $1.70 is money wasted...
[–]SilverGryphon0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes that is true, but I won't loose sleep over it. It's not like a $300 meal that some cucks pay for.
[–]YourVeryOwnSun13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol just split the bill
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People are obsessed with their phones, a chick who is always on it was such a turn off when I actively pursued women. The idea of not having social media to them is astounding, their brains literally can't even.
[–]YoungKingFCB7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patrol her tonsils with your night stick before you feed her food.
[–]Hellveron1405 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You cross into a dangerous territory when you know a lot of women and you’re their “pick”.
For starters; you learn every woman is talking to a minimum of 3 to 5 guys a time. I’ve seen the messages after having sex with girls. “It was wonderful seeing you last week, when can I take you out to new restaurant name.
I asked the girl I’m with, this one being a Brazilian bombshell, “Whats that about?” She replies with a smirk “Yeah, I’m on Tinder. I get free food from these guys. My mom told me if you’re pretty you eat for free”. She was never wrong. For 6 months of hookups, she’d go out with one of these guys, or a new one, nearly every night she wasn’t with me.
There was another girl, this one was a beautiful Irish girl. Pale, large “features” on her body. Real sexy. She volunteered at the rescue squad for our town. I dated her “best friend” at the time who was a Guatemalan, 4,9 ft girl with a huge.. personality. But this was back when I thought anime was a good model for how to treat women LMAOO.
I was upfront and honest with my intentions, and I ended up having sex with her in my car during her breaks at the squad. Every guy liked her, wanted to take her out, etc. One time, she sucked me off in broad day light in front of my place. I live on a semi busy street. Didn’t stop her cos she basically “forced” me into her mouth.
Girls are wild, they love sex. But weak men, who value them, and want their attention & willing to give anything for it are in a losing position. Don’t get married unless it’s arranged
[–]The_mightiest_punt0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can confirm. Never simp.
[–]LastRedshirt5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now I am hungry for broccoli -.-
[–]rd1k2014 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Date is dead for men
[–]Maxim_Fliss2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just buy a kettle of tea, its like 5 dollars
[–]scaramellozzi2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just bring laxative with you and get the chance when she goes to the bathroom.
The guy she's texting is going to enjoy the same meal she ate...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Love the mad scientist level of payback. Thanks for ruining my appetite
[–]scaramellozzi-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm one bad experiment away to become a legit supervillain
[–]Ruffianthydog2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not moi. Biatch got life phucked up!
[–]willdill0392 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So they looked at the menu and said "One giant broccoli please"
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is texting like crazy and can’t get away from her phone on a date....... red fucking flags. Start looking for an exit.
[–]that_nast0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She won't even eat half of it and doesn't want the leftovers
[–]jacketguy0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this to me is like..... antiquated.. i have zero desire to take a vapid skank out to dinner these days after the years of pain they have put me through
[–]Edtotem0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE BITCH. Im not an angry gut but man this pisses me off so much
[–]cantfindtheremote360 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Easy. "We would like separate checks please."
[–]Nightwind330 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
she could be talking a pic of her food. Her phone is pointed right at it.
[–]MuayThaiYogi10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, she is texting the dude who will be fucking her later and he is like, "So dat dude took you to get some food? What you want me to come over so I can fuck you?". Chicks ain't shit yo...
[–]getfreeeeeeedom5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her phone is awfully fucking close to that dish.
I think that’s a stretch, dude.
[–]Selrisitai-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That makes sense.
[–]WandererSlawycz-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Once this happened to me this year, I invited a girl that I liked to have a few beers. While we were drinking, I was texting a boy. That was and is the last time I invited someone to drink. By the way, after that I told him that we are nothing and now she pretends that I do not exist.
[–]popcycledude2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
?
wait? AYTA?
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[–]gtowerthrowaway64 points65 points66 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]TwoKss42 points43 points44 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]bizzytheicon31 points32 points33 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]MichaelSWM97 points98 points99 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]thefudmaster44 points45 points46 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Zachjsrf15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]horonlapsi8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sebastian08017 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fuckallwhitesheep23 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]theJackBurton132 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]timleykis39 points40 points41 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SilverGryphon38 points39 points40 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]thefudmaster24 points25 points26 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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