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[β]Count_Morrel113 points114 points115 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Sheβs busy with Chad and/or Tyrone
[β]EpicFruityPie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or both
[β]MysteriousPlantain8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or maybe with me
[β]BEENISMCGEE4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Count_Morrel22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol! After the Dragon Ball Z βfusionβ dance
[β]scaramellozzi2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But instead the touch with their dickheads and instead of "fu-sion!" they say "no ho-mo!"
[β]BEENISMCGEE0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]crazymakoto94 points95 points96 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Simps are worse than women. They have made modern women into what they are today.
[β]zzzpal37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just a reminder, they are all around you. More than 90% of the males are simps. Always remember, that you are one of few that 'got away'. GYOW and enjoy every moment of it.
[β]SawsRUs15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They have made modern women into what they are today.
there we go again. Men are incapable of holding women responsible.
[β]lewdog065 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People won't act out of proportion with society as a whole. If a whore can be looked up upon, you beg your ass they're everywhere
[β]MysteriousPlantain6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True. I always think of an alternate reality where not a single guy is a simp. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
[β]scaramellozzi68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ask for her paypal and she will answer right away!
[β]Bombinic17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Golden
[β]1fastIrocZ0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They prefer venmo or snapcash
[β]Cyronsan57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you ever go through this thought process due to someone else, and it repeats itself, you need to draw some conclusions, and learn from it.
Sure, her grandma might have died 3 times, her uncle needs frequent rides to the hospital in that car she doesn't own, and those sound like good excuses at first, but maybe it's also time to move on.
[β]Patricijaobjectdude27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That realization when your girl stops visiting her mom once a week when she moves in with you. Amiright?
[β]fokers1328 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn that was me this whole past week(part 1 thankfully) after i went through with messaging twice i said fuck it and busted a nut inside a quality ho and surprise surprise i dont worry about her stupid ass as much anymore.
[β]Wolfstorm202021 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simps are a source of lulz.
[β]BobScratchit19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If she wants you then you won't be the one waiting for a reply. She will message you relentlessly and if you don't respond in a minute then she will get mad at you. If you find yourself in the above clown scenario then the attention she needs is 100% focused on another guy. Also, if sex doesn't happen early on after meeting then it ain't happening. Both of you have already established boundaries to sex rather than established pathways.
[β]U-947 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everybody has to go through it.
[β]blackpilldchad5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But with you she's on her phone 24/7
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[β]BonelessSkinless4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I send one message. One. If she doesn't reply within a few hours I move on and never message again. I don't have time for this "chase me in the dark" bullshit. Because she's not making those other dicks chase her in the dark and wait, so why should you?
[β]TheNoNonsenseMofo2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex gf would go to sleep at 7/7:30 pm to wake up at 4:30 am to go to work for 6 hours. And yet, she was always active on FB messenger. Sometimes until very late at night. Hm.
[β]datman23451 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[β]Mgtowindia01 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha
[β]bosslife2421 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Clown World
[β]mwilso891 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This old but still gold
[β]Chaos_LightDark1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What's a simp? Does it mean cuck? Or nuanced differences?
[β]BonelessSkinless6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
SIMP.
A lot and I mean A LOT of men are simps. Even the supposed "manly" ones are still simp, whipped, cucks that do whatever their wives screech at them to do. It's so pathetic.
[β]kubicas1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Beta male hamstering.
I love how this meme progresses lol.
[β]MaudeECone1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
David Van Patten: Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?
Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the '50s.
Craig McDermott: So what did he say?
Patrick Bateman: 'When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right.'
David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?
Patrick Bateman: "What her head would look like on a stick... " [laughs]
[β]stent000 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honk honk
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