My Mom has decided to set me up with my brother’s girlfriend’s new roommate lol. She’s been invited to dinner tonight on the assumption I’m gonna fall in love and want to spend all break with her. Because you know maybe she’s “my soulmate” and “once we meet I’ll realize long distance is worth it, who knows maybe she’ll move 4 to be near me??”

I’m the asshole for refusing to meet her and I’m the asshole for not having grandbabies at the ripe old age of 22. Oh well, I brought my guitars and Xbox for a reason. I can be plenty busy this week enjoying my holiday without some random girl.

Merry Christmas y’all stay strong over the holidays!