“How’s that marketing job? It must be incredible!”

“Oh, I quit.”

“Damn right, girl, fuck that shit! You are your own woman! What are you going to do now? Oh! You should travel! I hear Rome is beautiful.”

“My allergies flare up when I travel. I think I’ll just stay home and rewatch The Good Place.”

“Girl, yes! Fuck the Coliseum! You do YOU!”

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(Funny comment from facebook)