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[–]DeplorableToast99 points100 points101 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Ladies, how would you keep your man if you lost your vagina?," Patrice O'Neal asked his audience.
When the women would invariably reference oral & anal sex acts, the comedian would respond,
"See, I gave you the chance to talk and you qualified yourself as a series of holes."
[–]kjax228831 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Found it! That was great lol thanks for sharing
[–]IlllIIllIlII5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m glad he’s immortalized on the internet
[–]SilverGryphon[🍰] 70 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Guys are only pigs if they are not Chad
[–]the14118 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did anyone find out what you get for a dollar? signed Chad
[–]Delifier4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You get to put the wiener in said asshole.
[–]Banned_For_Opinion35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"STOP TREATING ME LIKE A SEXUAL OBJECT!!!" -Same Woman.
[–]Malbek60425 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Plenty of free gape pictures out there, who would pay $10 for one more? It's not like you can tell one colon from another, can you?
[–]Idiot_Savant_Tinker19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But it's HER colon.
I.. I don't know. I've got nothing, no idea why someone would pay.
[–]itcantbealreadytaken4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes we don't talk about that idiot who pays 10 dollars for asshole photo.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah man I've never understood the premium snaps, the paying for vids, for pics. There's more free porn of unlimited varieties than anyone could possibly keep up with.
[–]BloodyNightWing5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's the feeling of getting nudes from women. These SIMPS are literally cosplaying getting nudes because they lack game to get real life women to send them nudes.
Because for Chad's and beta Bob, it's a still rush of adrenaline and dopamine to get nudes from women even if you pay for it. Chad gets it for free.
[–]ulgulanoth16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Social media thots, getting their money from poor simps; whats worse is that these girls utterly hate the people that pay for their life style
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A long time ago I dated a girl who was a raging leftist. She got away with it because she had a 10/10 face and an ok body. Of course she was surrounded by betas who wanted to hook up with her. She is the "progressive" who "doesn't believe in personal property or the concept of money." I should have been more critical at the time and ghosted, but I didn't. Let's see how many boxes she checks off: engineer dad who was the breadwinner, her mom was a teacher on semi-permanent sabbatical. She preferred to fuck older guys, including her teachers while in high school(found this out later, lol) Alpha widowed hard and extra points for lots of drama. I could go on and on, but it's like she's an amalgamation of the shitty women memes. Ultimately married an estblished-ish guy much older than her who identifies as a self hating man of non-color.
She wasn't the problem.
It was men who enabled her, myself included.
[–]Ukhupa1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
her mom was a teacher on semi-permanent sabbatical
Sounds like the teachers affiliated to any teachers guild here in Mexico. They give class when they feel like it and spent most of the year protesting about something while taking home a full salary.
[–]directinfo773 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are guys out there who will pay for that. She is just capitalizing on losers
[–]ThePepeGuy2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Truuuue
[–]deepcut61 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean that's how they know. Sometimes you just gotta own up to it.
[–]ThatsReallyGr81 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would anyone pay for that when I can get it for free and of much higher quality, literally anywhere?
I saw a post on the ChoosingBeggars sub of a girl posting a story saying "I'm bored. Anyone want to videochat? Keep in mind I'm picky as I don't like most people."
Armies of thirsty simps have made these girls think they are hot stuff. Look at them, reserving the right to talk with anyone because of their tastes.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like when women say that if they ruled the world they would do it with compassion and tolerance, and everything would be so much better. I like to remind them that the first potential woman president wanted to start a nuclear war with Russia to cover for the fact she didn't use a work email.
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