My father's mother did the neighbor while her husband was out of town - my father looks NOTHING like his siblings (I look nothing like my cousins.)

My mother's mother got pregnant at 17 and gave the baby to a Catholic orphanage because her family pressured her to - my mother was adopted at 6 months old.

So BOTH of my grandmothers were whores. If I took a DNA test to check ancestry, it would light up a a map like a Christmas tree.