This post is based on true events that happened some time ago to some beta friends I used to know.

Intro

We as men sometimes just want to relax and have our god damn quiet time. Some of you can relate to being stressed out from excessive noise. We just want a moment of relaxation. Peace! This is a common trope in some American sitcoms. An example is the Father who wants to read his newspaper in the living room but can't because the wife and kids are being annoying. Then he has to go into his "man cave" just to have tranquility. Or go work on his classic car in the garage to get away from the Wife. Due to the Quarantine some of us have to deal being inside with women all day for dozen of days. Momma, girlfriend, wife, sister, or mistress.

Sometimes they're loud. Some of you are on Hard mode for also dealing barking miniature dogs with no balls, annoying pet birds clucking. Then there are the crazy few who move in together with that special girl and now she is insufferable. Every day it's like World War I with you hiding in the metaphorical trenches annoyed and stressed out. The "love" is gone you say. Nope, she just misses spending time with her girlfriends and mister he is just a friend Tyrone. She isn't working and now you have to deal with her all day. Her hobbies" are being on her phone or talking. You can't get quiet time. You're stuck with her on this roller coaster ride. She can't be evicted for not helping to pay the rent in most American states right now.

Question Or Feeling

Sometimes women are like a vending machine.As shit test or comfort test she only appears to have two choices; asks a Question or tells a Feeling. Question, Feeling, Question, Feeling. I'ts none stop.

• Question: "Omg do you think aliens don't visit us because we only have one star...out of a five star review?"
• Feeling" " Do you think Jenna is a hoe for having three boyfriends this year or is she a hopeless romantic awww"?

Frame?

Now you may be thinking, well if you had a strong Frame you can just ignore her. Yes, you can. But oh oh... you have a Borderline Betty who who shotguns her feelings all god damn day. "Bullshit" ........"I feel".............."I hate you...." like bullets aiming downwind for your ass. You tell yourself that your're mentally tough and can handle any hoe. I'm sure you can but can you survive Day 34 with her? ESPECIALLY if she happens to be latina? [I'm Mexican American, trust me...].

Maybe you just have a mother, sister, or annoying female roommate,(why?). Once in a wild they have an emotional tornado about something dumb. " We are humans, and humans are not meant to be caged like animals!!". You ignore them it's a daily struggle and she won't stop with the shit tests. How long can you stay strong? You may think you have a solution! 300 IQ idea!

But OP, I can just go to...

• friends house
• gym
• plate #1
• plate# 3
• plate # 5
• park
• grocery store
• nightclub

No buster you can't. We have a global pandemic and all the fun stuff us gone. You're stuck at home! Unless you want to cruise at Home Depot and check out the gardening section for a few hours. You have no where to go. I'm sure you can get creative and spend all they at Walmart looking for enchilada sauce but can you do that every day?

What Do I Do?

The solution is very simple. Wear wireless earbuds. Not big headphones, not wired earbuds, only wireless earbuds.

WHY?

Women don't appear to be triggered and give the "Are you listening to me" talk with wireless earbuds. It just happens with big headphones or wired earbuds. All you have to do is nod or pretend like you're listening to them and they can talk their ass off. I am not a psychologist but for some reason women don't connect wireless earbuds with you ignoring them. Maybe because they wear them all day long? My theory is that due to solipsism they feel that you're always paying attention to them perhaps.

I have done this for the past year and I have been so relaxed and stress free it's amazing. I just put on a White Noise app and nod a couple times when she talks and she couldn't be happier! I have also tested this with multiple women and it just works. They get to talk their asses off and I'm in my own mental tropical island enjoying my peace.It even worked on my own mother and sister.

I would recommend any wireless earbuds by ENACFIRE, or go watch a TOP 10 wireless earbud video on Youtube. Hope this helps someone out!