she hit the wall

window_licker84 · 2020-06-18T15:45:57+00:00

Adventure means entertain me with your money. She’s looking for a beta bucks.

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2020-06-18T16:07:33+00:00

Pro Tip: The Mickey Mouse ears and her riding on a carousel signal that this "woman" is immature and will likely find things like budgeting and "adulting" in general hard.

Aside from the symbolism of her riding a carousel and the usual tripe about bad boys and now looking for a nice guy only when her looks are fading, this one is the female equivalent of a neckbeard boasting about how he caught all 151 Pokemon back in the day.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-06-18T15:47:53+00:00

'Always attracted to bad boys' = even though I have a brain somewhere I'm happy to let my hormones fuck my life up for me

nitro-666 · 2020-06-18T16:29:56+00:00

She's riding a carousel in her profile. How more obvious can they be?

DangZagnut · 2020-06-18T15:50:05+00:00

99 out of 100 cats approve of this message.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-06-18T16:06:52+00:00

Another woman who likes to ride the bad boi carousel reaches that Wall Adjacent Epiphany that bad bois don't commit and aren't going to pay for shit.

Shit she is even advertising herself while riding an actual carousel. The irony is strong in this one.

Quick take a number and get in line and compete to see whom can waste the most money on this completely virtuous woman. /s

Ask_Me_About_The_NAP · 2020-06-18T17:25:53+00:00

Why would a woman ever openly admit that she was always attracted to the "bad boys" and now wants a "good guy".

It's not gonna help her. What that really says is "I used to get way wild in the sack with all kinds of dudes that are the polar opposite of YOU and now I don't do that anymore"

It just screams high n count and the high likelihood of either cheating a year or two into the relationship or straight up leaving it to return to her party years.

ransay3277 · 2020-06-18T16:23:00+00:00

Man, she looks like the typical Karen. I bet she wants to speak to the manager.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-06-18T16:54:17+00:00

The face of a thousand dongs.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-06-18T16:20:17+00:00

"I'M AN OPEN BOOK TO BAD BOYS"

capt_sasuke · 2020-06-18T17:51:56+00:00

News at 6 "Karen has been banged into a different dimension and stretched out by Pookie, RayRay, Tyreke, Shaquan [Tyrone's more feral, felon brethren], ACK'med, Chad and Ramon. She now seeks out interested partner. Men are at fault as she is a catch and they are not stepping up to the plate. More news at the hour!"

Karens are despicable bunch. A disgrace to those who came before them. I bet her notch count is in the high 40's at least. She looks like an imbecile. She likely got her job through affirmative action and not on the basis of skill. Disgraceful!

DianaLindow · 2020-06-18T15:52:47+00:00

For Women Who Want Kids, 'the Sooner the Better': 90 Percent of Eggs Gone By Age 30 LOOOL

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-06-18T16:25:12+00:00

Seems like every time this profile is posted, the title becomes less and less theme-oriented, but in this case even the grammar was sacrificed to the karma gods.

SirKolbath · 2020-06-18T20:58:41+00:00

If you were always attracted to bad boys, what is the assurance that you are attracted enough to me to commit to me? It seems like I am taking on an inordinate amount of risk here-- do I take you at your word and pretend that I am enough of a bad boy to keep you from leaping onto the back of every motorcycle (and the cock of every rider) that you see?

Past performance indicates future behavior. How does your previous behavior and attraction justify the risks you're asking me to take on your behalf?

mustangfrank · 2020-06-18T22:40:44+00:00

The standard,"I have had my share of bad boys that would not commit, so now I deserve a good man who will." Except she never wanted a good man, for if she did, she would have found one years ago, but she fucked bad boys for butterflies and tingles. Now aging out and lowing out to younger women, and the scum she fucked in the past will not give her the time of day, now she wants a good man, at least this is what her hamster is telling her. but in her heart of hearts, she doesn't want a good man but a bad boys with good man traits.

Traksimuss · 2020-06-18T18:51:56+00:00

Ah yes, this oldie but goodie. By now this lady should be in her late 40ies.

Autisticus · 2020-06-18T19:07:59+00:00

WHEW, she has Epstein teeth

SuperGoxxer · 2020-06-20T13:41:17+00:00

I know a girl just like this in general looks. She was hot, before. Now, there's just that undefineable line that has been crossed where the cheeks sag just a little, there's tiny beginnings of crow's feet around the eyes and her tits/ass aren't as perky as they used to be.

Generally speaking, she's just invisible now.

And she has no fucking idea. This is the phase transition period that I love witnessing, because frankly its amusing as fuck to see someone who has played life on easy mode actually encounter an obstacle in their lives.

iwilzkilz585 · 2020-06-18T16:43:42+00:00

I've heard this before....oh wait it's from the eHarmony TV commercial

SouthDakotaCornbread · 2020-06-20T10:20:22+00:00

It’s hard to believe there are guys dumb enough not to immediately write off a woman who mentions in her dating profile she used to like bad boys.

lee1028 · 2020-06-18T20:35:32+00:00

Get better false teeth!

meerita · 2020-06-18T20:49:13+00:00

She will love bad boys until she die. She will be with the beta, but she will get wet with the bad boys.

jnicol90 · 2020-06-19T01:39:43+00:00

“I’m an open book.”

Yeah, I’m sure that chad and Tyrone know all about that. Get a beta male to pay for everything, while you’re still doing the bad boys on the side in secret once you get bored.

2020-06-19T02:49:34+00:00

She claims that she is an 'open book' and in this case you really can judge a book by its cover, she's a fat sow who hit the wall and has had her fill of the 'bad boys' which gave her the thousand cock stare and a desire for a wallet.... But she can't find one .... The End

Ryanreynolds543 · 2020-06-19T06:23:04+00:00

It all comes back to the same thing no wonder.

dbbeebs · 2020-06-19T09:25:57+00:00

She is smiling in the photo. That is worth a little on her side.

d00bsack · 2020-06-23T05:45:49+00:00

office manager

Oh ffs there's nothing wrong with being a secretary. Just say you're a secretary.

Title	she hit the wall
Author	DianaLindow
Upvotes	159
Comments	40
Date	June 18, 2020 3:37 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hbgyam/she_hit_the_wall/
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