“Getting married young makes you miss out on all the fun”....holy crap, I’m 32 and missed my chance

loneliness-inc · 2020-07-05T04:24:08+00:00

Turns out, this post was written by a man.

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-07-04T00:45:27+00:00

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I-am-the-lul · 2020-07-04T02:10:48+00:00

All her other friends are getting married, so she feels the need to lock down a man so she doesn't end up as the odd one out.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-07-04T02:31:59+00:00

One liner TL;DR version:

Her orifices are jizzed and well used but still she's hoping to be treated like a princess descended from skies

MattyK414 · 2020-07-04T02:24:51+00:00

Time for 3+ medications, and useless eggs. Enjoy the ride!

capt_sasuke · 2020-07-04T06:03:32+00:00

Sorry sugar tits. Your vag has soured and stretched out. 32 year old vag that has been pounded by ACK'med in Dubai, Vijay during your Indian sabbatical of 'self discovery', Pookie after he was released from the slammer after serving 5 years for strong armed robbery etc. That 32 year old vag no longer commands a premium sweetie.

It is inevitable. No fruit will come out of that aging womb. I highly recommend adopting some cats🐈. They make great companions 🐈🙀😻

Thanos_damadredditor · 2020-07-04T14:07:34+00:00

If you see a EXTREMELY attractive woman in her 30’s that is still single no kids, never married. 8/10 she made EXTREMELY bad dating choices in her 20’s.

Benhiam · 2020-07-04T07:02:26+00:00

The wall has hitted her hard and now she wants a beatbuxx for her

shiozaki699 · 2020-07-04T13:45:01+00:00

growing apart is a myth, its just things settling into normalcy with no new relationship energy and people getting board.

alexinfinite85 · 2020-07-04T14:02:25+00:00

Any woman in her 30s complaining she want's something long term needs to stop and remember all the guys who wanted to date her that she turned down and all the relationships she either didn't put effort into or outright sabotaged.

There are almost no women alone in their 30s that didn't have ample opportunity to lock down a good man. They just fuck it up for themselves one way or another

Widows and the like need not read my post. That's a whole other can of worms in of itself

EastEndMontrealer1 · 2020-07-04T16:09:55+00:00

Women like this use the following excuses to justify their actions:

Depression
'Finding Myself'
Trying to find someone
Getting over an ex

Tell me if I missed anything

baby-poptart · 2020-07-04T11:32:09+00:00

Lmao this was taken from a dating over 30 sub and op is a man. Great try tho

xedilian0070 · 2020-07-21T02:55:13+00:00

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