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For the ladies - How to tell if you're a slut. It's not a cock carousel, it's a cock tower:

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October 7, 2013
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Title For the ladies - How to tell if you're a slut. It's not a cock carousel, it's a cock tower:
Author

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Upvotes 36
Comments 43
Date October 7, 2013 6:57 PM UTC
(12 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1nxdub/for_the_ladies_how_to_tell_if_youre_a_slut_its/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/TheRedPill/for-the-ladies-how-to-tell-if-youre-a-slut-its-not.7095
https://theredarchive.com/post/7095
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[–][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Better yet, imagine yourself lying at the bottom of that tower when she takes that step. That's what it's gonna feel like commiting to her.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

This comment is the only piece of wisdom to be found in this embarrassment of a thread. And women who proudly give dozens of men free access to their vaginas will never understand it.

It is incredibly insulting for a man to be told that he is the lucky wretch who must work hard to earn what a woman gave to other men for free.

It's a punch to the gut to even know a man in that situation. I can't imagine how it must feel to be the recipient of it.

[–]x7CR7x 25 points26 points27 points 12 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

And so it passed. The cock carousel has been renamed the cock tower.

I don't know how high you had to be to think this up - but it's genius. Thank you for your contribution.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Ha. I came up with it a while ago and posted about it on some other forums, but it never really took off. I'm hoping we can start a movement.

[–]x7CR7x 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

I'll be using this as an opener this weekend:

"Hey, real quick. How big is your cock tower?"

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Dude. That could actually work.

There is no way she's ever heard of it before, she'll probably feign some level of exasperation and ask what that means.

Then, confidently explain it to her.

You'll see the wheels turning in her head as she does the calculation and tries to decide if it's a good height or not.

If she's with friends, she'll most likely relay the cock tower theory to them and they'll all get involved.

If they give you any drama, just say "Hey, I don't make the rules, I just follow the ones I agree with."

[–]x7CR7x 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

It WILL work, son. It's all about delivery.

Compared to Apocalypse Opener, this is child's play.

[–][deleted] 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

LMFAO. YESSS!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Please do it and please report back.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

I don't mean to brag, but I've seen ants reach terminal velocity taking the plunge off that baby.

Would you like to buy me expensive gifts and shower me with attention now, or later? :p

Edited: downvotes for a sense of humor. Noted.

[–]x7CR7x -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Fuck. I wanted us to be friends

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It's okay. I know you find my cock tower irresistible. :D

[–]x7CR7x 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I can save money by cancelling my rock climbing membership

[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Save the Cock Tower! Here you go lady, there's a quarter.

[–]loggah_head -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

upvotes for you

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

lol, I like this.

So if I take up parkour and only fuck dudes with micropenises, can I still claim sexual purity?

[–]Repealer -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

yes, but would you want to?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 12 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

Hilarious yet utterly true and fitting, I love it.

I hereby second the renaming of Riding the Cock Carousel to Building the Cock Tower.

[–]ChaoticParadox 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think both can be used effectively depending on the context of the conversation. Hell, both can be apt in the same sentence. The cock carousal is general, but cock tower is more personal. You can say Mary has been riding the cock carousal for years, and now her cock tower is much larger than Sandy's.

[–]Zupay0 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

i feel dumb just from reading the shit u posted here

[–]rapscallionx 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

lol, funny. I see a few flaws though... one being the fact that a 90 year old women would most certainly injure herself severely after only having had sex with 3 or 4 guys in her entire life. that's not fair lol.

[–]acedeucetrey 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

I stopped picking up the 90 year olds after I found out they failed this slut test.

[–]rapscallionx 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I didn't know that this was a method to weed people out as unfuckable. I'll fuck a slut any day of the week.

[–][deleted] 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]rapscallionx -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

no no no no no, keep your girlfriend AND the sluts. This isn't a zero sum game. You're allowed more than one lady.

[–]RedPillsHere -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Sorry dude this post is not worthy of the Red Pill Theory topic flair. It's actually ridiculous. It depends her age too. And 10 guys is a lot and she wouldn't get hurt from that?

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Honestly, I really don't think that age makes a huge difference. It's more about the number of dicks she's had. The only time it'd make a big difference is higher numbers at younger ages. If that 18-20 year old has had 10 dicks then there is something really wrong.

Also... the number of dicks she's had only matters if you are looking at someone as LTR material. If all you want is someone to bang who cares about dick count.

[–]Jazzy_Fresh -4 points-3 points-2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I agree. This is pretty juvenile. I am guessing this post is supposed to be funny and not at all serious, even if that is the case, you have missed your mark. It comes across as OP being sour because he doesn't get any women. He just seems mad because women have an easier time getting laid than he does.

[–][deleted] 12 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 12 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Yes. It's almost like if a chick I was with banged an Asian guy I wouldn't be mad.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

This is such a childish, dickish comment, and you should be ashamed. This is supposed to be a space for men, and by denigrating your fellow man, you are lessening its purpose and value.

[–]deville05 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I kinda agree with this. Men ahould not in general make fun about dick size n all that. We are who was. Are and big dickers have their own problems too. We should stand erect together. Leave the big dick small dick talk to the hoes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You're picking the wrong forum to go all PC on

[–]x7CR7x 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Take a joke, princess.

[–]x7CR7x -5 points-4 points-3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Me neither. It's like it never happened.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Depends. I would lose respect for the girl if she had ever plowed some world of Warcraft Asian.

[–]Meterus -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hawhawhaw! Is that what they call a Tower of Power?

[–]16 MGaiusScaevolus -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Very amusing.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is amazing.

I'll help spread the word and give you the feedback from the general populace. I can't wait to ask a chick how high her tower is, seems like a very entertaining way to broach the subject of her promiscuity.

[–]NahDudeFkThat -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I've heard this before.

But yeh, anything more than 10 cocks and she's definitely in the red zone

It also depends if she's an incorrigible flirt as well

[+]1mykart -6 points-5 points-4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Slutiness is 100% relative and the number only matters when comparing it to your own and average number.

[–]sickofallofyou -3 points-2 points-1 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Reminds me of a ho I met when I was 19. She was 17. She said she banged 100+ guys. She came over to fuck me because she was 'pissed off at her boyfriend'. I used the really thick condom on her.

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