When I’m in a club I often drink a cup of coffee especially when I’m driving. I have never seen anyone else who does this except the bouncers. I noticed that a lot of girls recognize this and by this you get easy in a conversation. The funny thing is that they open the conversation and they often ask to taste the coffee as well.

Last night I heard a girl saying to her friend (I was sitting next to them while they were dancing) something like: “who the fuck drinks coffee here”. She doesn’t looked at me and her friend was closer. So I tapped on the shoulder of her friend and said and showed to her that I heard what her friend has said. Well, “the friend” just smiled friendly and the girl who said this was making a gesture something like this emoji 🙈.

It was loud so I would have to leave my seat to get in a conversation. Because of this i decided to stay where I was. And I had no spontaneous idea what to say to her.

Until this time all girls liked it and didn’t shittest me because of this. My first thought was to say something like “yeah, next time I order milk with honey”. But this sounds lame as fuck.

What would you have done? Especially what would have you answered?