Before i got into my very first relationship, i thought, ok well if i got a girlfriend, that would probably make my life 100% better than what it already is. But then i got my first girlfriend, who ended up probably being the worst person to ever walk into my life. She was annoying, clingy, bitched about everything, demanding, all that. I stood around due to the whole “its all apart of being in love” bullshit. I didnt even get to hit until 8 months in the relationship.

Eventually i left the whole fairy tale love fantasy and dumped her. Best thing to ever happen in my life at the moment. I felt free, i could do what i want, see whoever i want, wasnt forced to talk to her 24/7. Life was great. But then i started to feel empty, and lonely, and horny. So i got myself a new girlfriend. She wasnt as bad as the last one, but was equally as annoying and clingy as the last one. Plus she ended up cheating on me with my best friend.

I felt really happy to get out of that one. It was so stressful. But then i got into another relationship with a girl i didnt even like. She liked me a lot tho. Ended up cheating and breaking up with her for another girl. Got with her and she was a little manageable. She wasnt clingy or annoying like the rest but she was boring and got an attitude whenever i took forever to text her. Eventually i dumped her because she was on some bullshit. Felt happy for awhile but then like a crack head, i needed a new fix.

So now to the point of this post: why is it that we males (at least the majority of males) want relationships so badly despite the fact they fucking suck? I mean having a girlfriend seems to have more cons than pros. Have to deal with their bitching, either you’re too clingy or not clingy enough, they have to make an issue out of everything, stuff has to go their way or no way, etc. the only positives i can really think of is sex (if ur fucking lucky lmfao) or an occasional rush of love and happiness you get that eventually goes away after she starts an argument about why you never called them so they can go to sleep on the phone.

God writing this just makes me happy im no longer in a relationship fuck that shit lol