Paltrow's vagina candle explodes

generic-affliction · 2021-01-18T13:06:39+00:00

Vagina candles, bottled used bath water, what’s next butthole flavored chewing gums?

gtowerthrowaway · 2021-01-18T12:56:18+00:00

Good lord, what psychopath would buy such a thing?

And I have to assume that the chick in the picture has had her nose in plenty of vaginas, so she knows they're not exactly perfumed.

JFC, these are deranged times.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-18T15:31:02+00:00

Just like the real vagina blowing stuff up too.

Legs2big · 2021-01-18T15:01:00+00:00

Purchase stupid shite, get stupid surprises.

weebs86 · 2021-01-18T12:05:16+00:00

I did not know Gwyneth could do that. You can Count her in the 10 - 50 % club now.

Cursedwithknowing · 2021-01-18T12:12:44+00:00

Herpegonnasyphiaids?

Lookinginbetween · 2021-01-18T17:29:56+00:00

Perhaps she made a mistake and bought vaginal dynamite instead.

catch-a-penny · 2021-01-18T17:53:28+00:00

Wait, who's vagina does it smell like?

PipBoyTInkerer · 2021-01-18T19:11:09+00:00

Should have had that candle checked for STDs first.

ThatGuyAga1n · 2021-01-18T23:20:22+00:00

When I read your post title I thought it was meant figuratively and I was like: who in their right mind would buy that shit? But it really was meant literally this time, huh? You can't make this up!

AeternusDoleo · 2021-01-19T06:30:43+00:00

... so now it's orgasm-scented? ;)

Revorob · 2021-01-19T14:02:51+00:00

Vagina-scented canndles? FFS - who wants something that makes your house smell like a yeast infection?

Title	Paltrow's vagina candle explodes
Author	Centenarian010
Upvotes	31
Comments	19
Date	January 18, 2021 11:14 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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