What's it like having a caveman beard?

themostgianthorse · 2021-03-04T00:55:57+00:00

I had one for a few years. I enjoyed it and got compliments consistently. It was about as long as the picture you shared. Had to blow dry it after the shower.

If you can grow one, try it out! There will be a very brief itchy phase and then it’ll go away

hangovernut · 2021-03-04T01:45:54+00:00

You’ll look much older. So if you tend to look younger than your age/behaviour, a caveman beard works wonders.

I’m 24 and girls tend to assume that I’m in my 30s. I roll with it since being older is always a good thing for men.

Yes, guys are more submissive and you tend to have things your way most of the time. (Especially in the country I am, where most men can’t grow beards)

It is very polarising. My country is inherently racist and I either get chicks asking to caress my beard or giving me shit tests. Some girls admit to me that they’ll never date bearded guys.

The most common comments I get (since my country is racist): are you going to bomb this place? / Are you a terrorist? / Would food get stuck in there? That’s so unhygienic! You should shave it off I just agree and amplify or ignore. Sometimes I call them out on their racism.

oooKenshiooo · 2021-03-04T01:19:23+00:00

My boss has this kind of beard. He is a small guy, but powerliftig and a big ass beard make other people respect him more.

OverEasyFetus · 2021-03-04T01:27:48+00:00

It brings you confidence, if used correctly. There's a fine line between wieldling it correctly and looking homeless.

ReeeeDrumpf · 2021-03-04T02:49:32+00:00

Most women (75%+) don't like beards. They prefer 5-10 day growth. Multiple studies and surveys prove this. Now...if you have a weak jaw line or chin, sure grow a beard to cover it. Unless it's just you being fat and hiding your jaw.

__TheDon__ · 2021-03-04T05:06:30+00:00

Had one a while back about double the size of the one you posted.

Dudes compliment you all the time, and girls either love it or completely hate it. Decided to trim it down in a major way as i was getting sick of it.

dick_to_ball_ratio · 2021-03-04T20:08:57+00:00

Why would guys be intimidated by it. Usually people who grow beards like that have got cuck jaws. I always assume that as the reason they grow it

Title	What's it like having a caveman beard?
Author	hardstruck
Upvotes	3
Comments	17
Date	March 4, 2021 12:48 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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