If you listen to Patrice and Dante you're familiar with this stuff already.

Once I had these memorized from hearing them repeated on the show, whenever I hit a speed bump with girls I could figure out what it was that was hanging me up by finding which rule applied. Failures became learning experiences. My interactions with women was like taking an open book test.

As Dante says, "true wisdom is the understanding of underlying concepts and recognizing how they apply to everyday situations." In no particular order, they are:

All bitches are crazy, you just have to recognize how crazy. We are at WAR. Don't try to make sense out of nonsense. Don't try to turn black and white into technicolor. If you want to be the captain of the ship, you have to steer ALL the time. In the beginning of a relationship, women like you for everything you are. They spend the rest of the relationship trying to change you into everything you're not, and if she succeeds, she will leave you for the guy who is everything you were at when she met you . A woman is a reflection of the guy she's sleeping with. Nothing you want to do gets in the way of a relationship. It is innately part of who you are and why the bitch fell in love with you in the first place. Don't think that if you're honest with a girl and she agrees with you, that she will agree with you later. Bitches have integrity amnesia. Anything you do for a woman more than three times is no longer a favor. It will be seen as an obligation. Don't let a bitch define you. Be ready to take the L. Put yourself first, at all costs. Fix the things that you think are broken with yourself. Real game is no game at all. All things that happens in a relationship are your fault. Common sense isn't common, give bitches other options how to think. Everybody gets got. A woman without direction is headed for self destruction on a paper boat in a lake of fire. Understand that relationships are not 50/50. Always start a bidding war. Get ready for the Super Bowl. The game is being played. You can either learn to play it well, or lose.

Edit: added the last rule in the list Edit 2: I keep listening to the show, I keep remembering what I initially forgot.