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[–]CatSweetsFDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So THAT'S why they're all bald by 25 🤭🤭🤭
[–]sugarplumcutieFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]meetme__atsunsetFDS Newbie 61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I know this is a humor post, but can we talk for a minute about saggy balls? What is up with that?! Women simultaneously get criticized if their breasts are "too small," yet men also complain is large-breasted women's chests sag (ugh, hello gravity!). Meanwhile their balls hang and swing like a sweaty, smelly grandfather clock pendulum. It's like the world's worst yo-yo, and the sagging starts so young!
[–]McccyFDS Disciple 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The mental image this gave me is cursed.
[–]Potential-Bid-245FDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean, it's for temperature regulation. They scrunch up to be close to the body when it's cold and then relax to cool themselves away from the body when they get too warm. The bigger the testicles, the heavier they will be and the more gravity will take its toll.
However, I think they need to have better underwear that support them to not end up with testicular torsion, in addition to saggier balls.
[–]meetme__atsunsetFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm aware of the changes associated with temperature, but I've see some men whose sagginess transcended those types of changes. My anecdotal experience definitely jibes with men that wear boxer briefs/compression shorts often sagging way less than those who wear simple, unsupportive boxers.
[–]Potential-Bid-245FDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, okay! I have been with the same man for many years and am admittedly unfamiliar with the variety of the balls on the market.
[–]spinsterchachkiesFDS Disciple 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yep. If they have a tiny dick and low hanging scrote then they have been spinning plates too long. They probably look like 40 at 25 too. Maybe got a few stds and cancer. It’s gonna take it’s tole. Hit the wall hard and looking for a mommy
[–]Cala6794FDS Newbie[S] 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just the fact that women are bright eyed and fuzzy tailed and men are sleepy after sex should have been a clue that their entire theory of sexuality is wrong
[–]LionessofthefleshFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Another excuse for them to be lazy lol
[–]Revy_Ur_EnginesFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most of the guys I’ve been with looking drained af like they got the life sucked outta them. I stopped asking for a second round because most can’t handle it lol
[–]sugarplumcutieFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love her lmfaoooo. I’m a follower.
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