Plate bringing up height

vandaalen · 2016-12-30T15:59:59+00:00

Yep. Shit-tests and as usual with women, they aren't very creative. She is trying to find something to rattle your frame. If she finds it, she will use it every time she needs it, I. E. To distract when she is wrong in a conversation or to provoke an angry reaction by you if she needs plausible affirmation that you are an asshole.

Answer with amused mastery.

banllama · 2016-12-30T15:30:33+00:00

If she wants to get into physical characteristics, women are the easiest creatures of the world to get back at. She calls you short? Squeeze her belly fat or her arm fat or wherever she has extra skin even if she has none.

Or push her to her knees and show her who is short now.

Remember not to be mean spirited about it, but to do it playfully.

"Omg you're so short"

"Lil shorty with a big fatty we're so cute together"

Your response is defensive. Don't be defensive. She's just giving you shit. Give her shit back.

fnordsnord · 2016-12-30T16:02:23+00:00

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sunkindonut149 · 2016-12-30T19:00:13+00:00

Shes shit testing you. Its disrespectful.

LordThunderbolt · 2016-12-31T17:43:50+00:00

Instead of "so i still make cum", go with "and yet my gym still goes down your throat".

Title	Plate bringing up height
Author	drunkenmix123
Upvotes	1
Comments	6
Date	December 30, 2016 3:21 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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