Chick messaged me on bumble. How do i respond?

lietruth · 2017-01-04T07:34:29+00:00

Tony, man. She's literally saying: "I like you. Ask me out. Please."

You can do anything at this point & you probably won't fuck it up. Just don't be weird. Be normal.

Say: "Sell my car and all my clothes to go ride camels in Egypt through the desert with my dog champagnepapi and new cute blonde bumble girl, you."

Despite that sounding weird, it's normal playful banter & wit. She'll play along or laugh. Don't worry about looking needy, because it's clearly a fucking joke.

BusterVadge · 2017-01-04T14:04:29+00:00

Spam

GameOver17 · 2017-01-04T08:16:14+00:00

To respond without qualifying yourself you either make a joke or blatantly disregard the question and move on but you have to acknowledge this one so there's really only making a joke as the only answer.

The only reason you got this question is because it's bumble and girls have no idea what to say first. Just crack wise then take control of the conversation. Im drawing a blank because A) girls have no clue how to tee up a good convo and B) because I don't know you personally. The Egypt thing the other guy said is good

The_BitterTruth · 2017-01-04T13:59:20+00:00

Bro really what you need is to just talk to more girls. I get you don't want to fuck up this one message with this one girl - but you got to understand this girl doesn't mean anything, and you mean even less to her. Go outside and talk to some girls - quite literally you'll figure things out on your own.

dendsm111 · 2017-01-04T20:03:16+00:00

say something playful back, and number close as quickly as possible.

failingtheturingtest · 2017-01-05T05:16:44+00:00

Tony! FFS plan something exciting for 2017!

PerfectedMan · 2017-01-04T16:25:21+00:00

Is this guy a fucking autist? Should we write all your emails, messages, and texts for you?

CaptainCringeworthy · 2017-01-04T13:33:44+00:00

Swap out your name with anyone else's and you've got the same exact message. It's a copy and paste opener. That being said, have fun with your response and say something that shows your idgaf attitude.

verify_account · 2017-01-04T15:58:53+00:00

what's something exciting you have planned for 2017

Don't quality yourself to her. Reply with something silly like you're planning to take out the trash. Then just flirt. Simple stuff.

RichieFinn · 2017-01-04T16:30:11+00:00

holy god almighty.............lord help some of you that ask questions this simple.

Mustaka · 2017-01-04T10:41:08+00:00

I plan on doing you. Come over tomorrow at 9.

Title	Chick messaged me on bumble. How do i respond?
Author	darknes66
Upvotes	9
Comments	14
Date	January 4, 2017 7:24 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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