If we use Scooby-Do as a metaphor for life, we all want to fuck Daphne, and why can't Velma wear nicer clothes and lose a little weight. But there is that fucker Fred who is always sneaking off with Daphne.

But if you take a step back, the whole show is about dude and his dog and the zany fucking adventures they have. I mean, Fred wears a scarf. A FUCKING SCARF and he is fucking the prettiest chick drawn. You think Fred is ever gonna pair up with Velma and Sccob? and Shaggy is gonna sneak off with Daphne? She don't even take him seriously. That fucker rides in the back of his own van with the dog. Get a dog, that fucker WILL talk to you. You will have adventures. Shaggy was the star, the whole show was about dude and his dog eating and solving crimes for the pure joy of it.