Buddy's Story Tiem: I Lived in a Den of Tumblr Feminists, Pt. 2

phantom_ranger · 2013-12-19T00:26:16+00:00

I mean, I get that your roommates are pretty bad (though that would seem to a problem of your own making), but this read like a case study in effeminate passive aggressive responses when you should've agreed and amplified. So many ripe opportunities.

"Fine, whatever. I guess you just hate animals."

"Negative. I think they're delicious."

"I can't believe you dumped her because of her sister."

"Yeah her mom was pretty bad too."

"Just so you know, this is not a space where you can bring girls just to sleep with them and then never call them again."

"Hey I don't bring girls over here just to sleep with them. I also expect them to make me breakfast."

Of course you need to have a reasonably believable shit-eating grin to pull it off.

Elecroam · 2013-12-18T19:57:44+00:00

This story would have been great without the last line. It was entertaining, but as with part one, I think the passive aggressive revenge really detracts from the quality of the work. This type of behavior is unbecoming of a man.

Satchmo84 · 2013-12-18T21:35:53+00:00

If Clorox only used that toothbrush once, it was worth it.

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PinkfloydPurplefloyd · 2013-12-18T20:29:19+00:00

Beautiful.

baconophilus · 2013-12-18T21:20:35+00:00

You write really well.

iKill_eu · 2013-12-19T14:53:01+00:00

"That's not true. I haven't gone on a date in years."

lost my shit

NvrGonnaLetUDown · 2014-01-08T18:34:40+00:00

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TheEyeUrnShaft · 2013-12-18T19:49:31+00:00

link to pt 1 plz

2013-12-18T20:42:12+00:00

I've been waiting for this. Was not disappoint.

_Xi_ · 2013-12-18T22:06:14+00:00

This had to have been in Portland. Maybe Oakland, but it just wreaks of that type of bullshit.

redpill_man · 2013-12-18T22:13:19+00:00

So I gotta know, how many ONS did you bring home and how pissed did your roommate get? Or is it like they say at the end of the Conan movies "but that is another story".

2013-12-18T22:59:18+00:00

"That's not true. I haven't gone on a date in years."

I looked at the ground.

I actually laughed out loud, back and forth dialogue and then 'I looked at the ground'. That silence.

TheSonofLiberty · 2013-12-18T23:25:48+00:00

I performed the best spot cleaning of my life that night. With Clorox's toothbrush.

thats fucking nasty.

MahlerNinth · 2013-12-19T01:27:31+00:00

Let me guess... it was an electric toothbrush?

phaseonx11 · 2013-12-19T02:31:06+00:00

This sounds like absolute hell. Still, post up part three.

KJL13 · 2013-12-19T04:07:21+00:00

I was really hoping you were going to be eating chicken that night....you know for the gainz.

2013-12-18T21:42:05+00:00

I googled "cloaca" I can assure you I was not disappointed.

Title	Buddy's Story Tiem: I Lived in a Den of Tumblr Feminists, Pt. 2
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Upvotes	65
Comments	30
Date	December 18, 2013 7:30 PM UTC (12 years ago)
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