Was on a packed bus, every seat had someone in it. Some 30-40 looking woman came up to me and asked to sit in my seat. I asked her if she was pregnant, she said no. I asked her if she has any disability, she said no. So I told her to fuck off and stand like everyone else without a seat.
Not very exciting story, not sure if pussy pass. When I was 19 I worked in a small grocery store, one evening when it was just me and my coworker working a very attractive girl in her early 20s came in to the store to buy some snacks.
I was manning the cash register at the time and rung up all her items after which she tried to pay by card, it was denied. She tried again and when it did not work she just stood there like she was going to get it for free, I just looked at her and said that she could try the card again if she wanted, she eventually gave up and left the store.
My coworker asked my after why I didn’t just give her the snacks, I always found that logic very confusing, it’s not like she would have had sex with me because I let her take $10 worth of snacks.
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Was on a packed bus, every seat had someone in it. Some 30-40 looking woman came up to me and asked to sit in my seat. I asked her if she was pregnant, she said no. I asked her if she has any disability, she said no. So I told her to fuck off and stand like everyone else without a seat.
My life is just so exciting lads.
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Not very exciting story, not sure if pussy pass. When I was 19 I worked in a small grocery store, one evening when it was just me and my coworker working a very attractive girl in her early 20s came in to the store to buy some snacks.
I was manning the cash register at the time and rung up all her items after which she tried to pay by card, it was denied. She tried again and when it did not work she just stood there like she was going to get it for free, I just looked at her and said that she could try the card again if she wanted, she eventually gave up and left the store.
My coworker asked my after why I didn’t just give her the snacks, I always found that logic very confusing, it’s not like she would have had sex with me because I let her take $10 worth of snacks.
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