Last night I was in D.C. For my brothers 25th and after dinner we went bar hopping. As we were leaving the last bar of the night to go home my brothers gf encountered a girl that was just absolutely plastered in the bathroom. Like couldn't walk or speak plastered, scary how drunk she was. Anyways my brothers gf and her friend, we'll call her Katie, try to help her out of the bar and get her an uber. My brother and I try and help with carrying her out or whatever just trying to assist getting this girl to the curb. At one point she broke free from the my brothers gf and Katie and tried to run back to the bar but one of the bouncers caught her and told us to get her out, so I took one of her arms over my back while Katie had the other one.

Now I was fairly drunk at this point so the details are fuzzy but something led Katie to calling me a douche bag and saying "if you don't stop I'm gonna punch you in the balls". I asked her what I was doing or whatever and then she wheels back and goes to punch me in the fucking nuts, luckily I've been playing a lot of dark souls lately and blocked that shit (haha that's my little joke but I actually did block it in time) and I told her to fuck off and I was just tying to help. Then she walks over to the cops and tells them I was harassing her. Thank fuck they didn't do anything they just told us to get that girl in a car.

I was so mad because I did literally nothing but try and help and this girl not only attempted to assault me but also told the cops that I was harassing her. Like people go to fucking jail over false accusations over shit like this I just got lucky the cops didn't do anything.

Idk needed to get this off my chest to people that I figured would understand why I'm so mad. Fuck.