TheRedArchive

~ archived since 2018 ~

  • Subreddits

      Popular

    • /r/askTRP
    • /r/TheRedPill
    • /r/MarriedRedPill
    • /r/MensRights
    • /r/MGTOW
    • /r/PurplePillDebate
    • /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
    • /r/seduction
    • /r/LeftWingMaleAdvocates
    • Other

      • /r/AllPillDebate
      • /r/AlreadyRed
      • /r/altTRP
      • /r/AntiFeminists
      • /r/askFDS
      • /r/askMRP
      • /r/askRPC
      • /r/becomeaman
      • /r/BlackPillScience
      • /r/Chadfish
      • /r/Divorce_Men
      • /r/EverydayMisandry
      • /r/ExRedPill
      • /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
      • /r/FeminismStopsWhen
      • /r/GEOTRP
      • /r/MalePsychology
      • /r/Male_Studies
      • /r/MenSupportMen
      • /r/MGTOW2
      • /r/MuslimRedPill
      • /r/newTRP
      • /r/PussyPass
      • /r/PussyPassDenied
      • /r/RedPillBooks
      • /r/RedPillParenting
      • /r/RedPillWives
      • /r/RedPillWomen
      • /r/RedPillWorkplace
      • /r/RPChristians
      • /r/ThankTRP
      • /r/TheRedPillStories
      • /r/trpGAME
      • /r/TRPOffTopic
      • /r/TrueBlackPillMGTOW
      • /r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre
  • Blogs

      Popular

    • A Voice for Men
    • Dalrock
    • Good Looking Loser
    • Heartiste
    • Married Man Sex Life
    • Return of Kings
    • The Power Moves
    • The Rational Male
    • The Spearhead
    • Other

      • Alpha Game
      • Archwinger
      • Artful Prudence
      • Black Label Logic
      • Caleb Jones
      • Captain Capitalism
      • Corporate Machiavelli
      • Days of Game
      • Deep Strength
      • Dicipres
      • Donal Graeme
      • Female Misogynist
      • Free Northerner
      • Gaming My Wife
      • Hawaiian Libertarian
      • Illimitable Men
      • In Mala Fide
      • Justice for Men and Boys
      • Kill Your Inner Loser
      • KillToParty
      • Krauser PUA
      • LaidNYC
      • Mensactivism
      • NO MA'AM
      • Omega Virgin Revolt
      • Pook's Mill
      • Random Xpat Rantings
      • Red Pill Theory
      • Red Pill Wifery
      • RedPillDad
      • RedPillDoctor
      • Rian Stone
      • RooshV
      • Seasons of Tumult and Discord
      • Sigma Frame
      • The Feminine Woman
      • The Futurist
      • The Masculine Principle
      • The Modern Man
      • The New Modern Man
      • The Obsidian Files
      • The Private Man
      • The Red Pill Room
      • The Red Quest
      • The Rules Revisited
      • Troy Francis
      • Wintery Knight
      • Woujo
      • Young Man Red Pill
  • Books
  • Dictionary
  • @TRParchive
  • Support

Hey asktrp. Lets discuss height related shit tests and how to respond to them. (I'm 5'4" for reference)

nobodystipe

July 10, 2017
2 upvotes
/r/askTRP
Archived from /r/askTRP

r/askTRP is a subreddit for Red Pill Discussion for personalized questions about specific situations, people, scenarios.

TheRedArchive is an archive of Red Pill subreddits and blogs. This page is our copy of the original post.

/r/askTRP archive

Download the post

Want to save the post for offline use on your device? Choose one of the download options below:

PDF TXT EPUB
Support the archive

Everything here was supposed to disappear. Banned subreddits, deleted communities, cancelled blogs — much of what is archived here survives nowhere else.

It stays free — no paywall, no account — for the next man who comes looking, the way it was free for you.

I pay for the servers, the storage and the bandwidth myself. If you want this record still standing in ten years, become one of the people who keeps it online.

Support the archive

Share
Share Tweet Reddit Email
Post Information
Title Hey asktrp. Lets discuss height related shit tests and how to respond to them. (I'm 5'4" for reference)
Author

nobodystipe

Upvotes 2
Comments 56
Date July 10, 2017 3:15 PM UTC
(9 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/6mf2lt/hey_asktrp_lets_discuss_height_related_shit_tests/
Archive Link https://theredarchive.com/r/askTRP/hey-asktrp-lets-discuss-height-related-shit-tests.93894
https://theredarchive.com/post/93894
Red Pill terms in post
shit test
Top posts by nobodystipe

Woman attacks short men. Man responds by bashing fat women. She says she'll call the cops.

460 upvotes
June 25, 2017
/r/MGTOW

Its ok to be shallow, however pathetic to base EVERYTHING off ONE genetic feature...

99 upvotes
June 21, 2017
/r/MGTOW

Do "trophy wives" women seriously think that 1%er men would actually marry them?

88 upvotes
July 7, 2017
/r/MGTOW

Wow, so judging men on height isn't misandry, while any judgement of women is muh misogyny. #feminism

88 upvotes
June 27, 2017
/r/MGTOW

The hypocrisy of women as a whole in 2017...

84 upvotes
July 2, 2017
/r/MGTOW

"Preferences"^TM

67 upvotes
June 20, 2017
/r/MGTOW

My 5'0 girlfriend always complains about how short I am. So does her family, and they're all under 5'5. • r/short

47 upvotes
July 6, 2017
/r/MGTOW

Wow, without even a second of thought. Women literally think like robots using boolean algebra. Not like humans. He's not even all that short. (5'10")

17 upvotes
June 25, 2017
/r/MGTOW

Comments

[–]Wedontbelieveyourlie15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link

5'8 here

"yeah I should've worn my high heels"

"my height dosent matter when you're down on your knees babygirl"

"I've won all the limbo contests without even having to bend"

"wanna help me reach the top shelf"

[–]nobodystipe 1 point1 point1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lmao. Maybe I should memorize these. No seriously.

[–]failingtheturingtest1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

No, seriously, you shouldn't.

There are obvious body language and tonal cues when someone thinks of something witty and/or responds naturally, versus when they remember something they have previously committed to memory.
One comes across as charming, witty and fun. The other comes across as neurotic, autistic and creepy.

Stop trying to remember one-liners for shit tests, it's counter-productive.

[–]nobodystipe 1 point1 point1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I should practice and make these natural then. I don't know how though.

[–]failingtheturingtest0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Stop trying to remember one-liners for shit tests, it's counter-productive.

Is not

I should practice and make these natural then. I don't know how though.

[–]nobodystipe 1 point1 point1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

ok

[–]Wedontbelieveyourlie1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link

I disagree what the dude said, I started off by passing shit tests by using memorised one liners, and slowly you'd learn your own

Obviously you have to execute them well like you just made them up on the spot, so it dosent come off as forced

[–]nobodystipe 1 point1 point1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, sometimes you have to take a pause and speak slowly and make it SOUND casual.

[–]Wedontbelieveyourlie0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Practice it with yourself, and make it sound causal

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

In the mirror?

[–]Wedontbelieveyourlie1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

If you want to, you're just trying to get the tone right, I'm doing that because I find it hard to call girls by pet named like "babygirl or babe" because it feels so forced and unnatural to me, but I know how much the gf loves it

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Sounds good haha.

[–]nobodystipe3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Also, for the first one... "yeah I forgot my stilts at home" could also work.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

How's the weather down there

"Idk how about you check the thermomitor" *point at your dick

[–]nobodystipe2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

HAHAHA! Good one.

We should have a "shit test" master guide in the wiki. Mods?

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

"I left my steppy stool at home"

"No really I own one to reach the stuff in the tall cabinets!"

kek

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Kek. That would make your height humorous.

[–]edwardhwhite1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Google "Sex in the City" and short man. They have an episode where the guy owns it. Bangs the woman, she talks to her friends, goes to end it and he bangs her again with rock solid frame.

[–]Nex541 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

After tease/joke to a big one..

SHE: do you want me to kick your ass this early in the morning?

YOU: if you wanna play with my ass, you gotta promise Big Johnny is next ;)

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

That's what it should be!

[–]clint_bronson1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link

How come at 5'3 i never had to put with this shit?

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (19 children) | Copy Link

IDK. Location?

[–]clint_bronson1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

Portugal. I once had a girl tell me she wouldn't date anyone below 5'10. Want to guess what happened next?

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (17 children) | Copy Link

Did you end up dating her, lol?

[–]clint_bronson1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link

No, lol guess she was right all along.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (8 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, so you said "you never had that problem." KEK.

[–]clint_bronson1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

I fucked her, could care less if she wanted to date me or not

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

Ah, lol. How?

[–]clint_bronson1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

How? After a few group dates we had, she eventually added me on facebook and i asked her if she wanted to see the Trump inauguration, she came, we fucked.

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Damn, lmao.

[–]Pluglord0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Nunya

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

Ah, so didn't happen.

[–]Pluglord3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not the guy you were trying to reply to, but to answer your question: nah, it probably did happen. Short guys get pussy too.

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah ok lol

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

What was your response?

[–]clint_bronson0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

I didn't respond, she was describing her ideal man, and she said he would have to be taller than 5'10 because she wouldn't date anyone below that.

My initial point was though, that if you got solid frame chicks won't give you much shit about your height.

I've had girls tell me i have an evil face, a worn out face (whatever the fuck that means), that i don't show my emotions, that i have a poker face, that when i tell them stories they always wonder if its true or not. Guess they're either intimidated or intrigued by me and end up focusing less on my height.

Also worth noting that i do dress well and stand out, specially in regards to my friends. Also have a good V shaped body, and while being short, my body is proportional.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link

No but she was ok to fuck you but not date you? Wut?

[–]clint_bronson0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

She probably wanted to date me i don't know. I ended up bailing.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

Ah ok.

I would, if she was taller than me since it would be something that I can brag to my friends about. Real talk.

Or was she not that good looking facially?

[–]clint_bronson2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

she had a cute face, great ass, very small tits. i'd say she was a solid 7. She must've been around 5'6.

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah ok.

[–]FuckboyAWALT-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

'You are too short' - totally ignore act like the hasn't even said that. Keep on building sexual tension and escalate. That will make her wow.

You need to be fine with yourself tho.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (14 children) | Copy Link

You can't "ignore" those statements. You have to respond in some way or another. How can you turn it around?

[–]FuckboyAWALT3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link

Oh boy you can. If you are talking and she says blablabla you are to short. You don't give a fuck. And keep on gaming her.

Imagine this: A fat old lady tells you, that you are too short. You would just shrug it off or laugh at it.

Same goes for your target.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (12 children) | Copy Link

You can't just go with a straight face and laugh it off and say, "moving on..."

You have to respond. What /u/Wedontbelieveyourlie said is probably the way to go.

[–]2SirKolbath1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

You can't just go with a straight face and laugh it off and say, "moving on..."

No, that is EXACTLY, word for word, what you do. You give them an eleven second stare with a half smile/smirk as if their comment was so ridiculous that it doesn't even merit a response, and then you DELIBERATELY say, "Moving on."

The implied remainder of that sentence is, "Moving on TO SOMETHING IMPORTANT."

[–][deleted] 9 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

That's not how you signal that you're not insecure about it. If you give a stare you will signal that you are pissed off and sad or something.

[–]2SirKolbath0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Please read my ENTIRE response.

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Ah ok.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

You have to respond.

No, you don't. If you stop believing the lie that you do, then you'll get out of the girl's frame faster.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

Yeah conversations don't work that way.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

For you because of your weak frame.

[–][deleted] 9 years ago* [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link

Obvious troll...

[–][deleted] 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

[deleted]

[–]FuckboyAWALT1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

He will have to learn it the hard way...

We tried.

[–]nobodystipe1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Lets see, lol.

Browse all authors
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

© TheRedArchive 2026. All rights reserved.
created by /u/dream-hunter