Semen is chemical warfare against women, according to this one woman.

iongantas · 2016-09-19T03:39:15+00:00

Shockingly, nature rewards systems of persistence with persistence.

omegaphallic · 2016-09-19T10:08:24+00:00

"Just chill” seminal chemicals – prolactin, vasopressin, endorphins, enkephalins, thyroid hormones, and glucocorticoids – sedate females. These sem-chems dull females’ thinking, disconnect females from themselves, encourage females to ignore their impulse for self-preservation, deaden females to the threat they feel in their minds and bodies. These are female-deadening chemicals – female-deadening chemicals transmitted by males to gain female compliance. When researchers say “these compounds are correlated with increased approachability,” the scientific worldview the dude view per usual, what scientists are reporting is that semen makes females passive. Obviously it’s way easier for dudes when you’re numb and open to them, preferably a breathing corpse.

Dudegoo not only has its own in-house roofie, dudegoo also hands out prizes, – like dopamine. Dopamine is the ultimate behavior-reinforcement drug, the neurological happiness jackpot. Opioids are also high-end door-prizes women take away from dudegoo: transcortin, enkephalin, endorphins. Opioids, famous for causing bath-soaking trust fund babies to drown in just 8 inches of water, are serenity in slow-motion. Dopamine and opioids are both serenity drugs, behavior-altering drugs, behavior-reinforcement drugs. Dopamine and opioids are both high-reward chemicals, – high-reward chemicals implicated inaddiction. Males reward females for being seminated with chemicals which are habit-forming."

"Antidepressants. Dudegoo offers women having a hard day in patriarchy a cocktail of antidepressants: seratonin, endorphins, estrogen, prostaglandins, a whole family of catecholamine neurotransmitters (epinephrine, norepinephrine, 3,4-dihydroxyphenylalanine, 3,4-dihydroxyphenyl acetic acid), the precursor tyrosine, and thyrotropin-releasing hormone"

Holy shit, if semen was like this for real, I think alot more women would swallow.

This had me laughing my ass off. This has to be a parody.

EricAllonde · 2016-09-19T07:03:54+00:00

This reminds me of another news story I saw, titled:

"Is anecdotal evidence reliable? One man says 'yes'".

It was definitely satire.

xNOM · 2016-09-19T16:40:15+00:00

Melatonin and other compounds in semen make the female sleepy, an attempt to keep the female supine so that sperm can get in a good swim. Sem-chems which make women sleepy have the added benefit of discouraging females from castrating or killing males who are knocked out cold in a post-coital coma.

This person is a mentally ill man-hater. I'm hoping it's just satire. There are no references.

rlaptop7 · 2016-09-19T03:48:04+00:00

POE's law on this one.

PM_ME_UR_SOCCERMOMS · 2016-09-19T03:54:22+00:00

Nature is so obviously sexist.

aussietoads · 2016-09-19T04:04:46+00:00

So the first 1/3 of life was female.? Well, we can obviously blame one of those females for creating males.

RunawayGrain · 2016-09-19T18:27:04+00:00

Her attitude is psychological warfare against men.

Title	Semen is chemical warfare against women, according to this one woman.
Author	LEGALinSCCCA
Upvotes	5
Comments	16
Date	September 19, 2016 3:12 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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