Comfort test or shit test?

purplefidgetmidget · 2018-05-09T18:42:28+00:00

Classic shit test. Loads of correct answers.

Say 'Millions.' quickly with a bored expression and immediately carry on talking about something else.

zboo1h · 2018-05-09T18:44:53+00:00

ANYTHING like this "You say that to all the girls" "I know you have other girls" "I won't do X, go ask your other girls to do X!" is a shit test.

Ignore or amused mastery. Laugh it off, "Yep, sure."

redhawkes · 2018-05-09T19:11:15+00:00

"yea and guys too"

It's pure shit test with a context of 'are other chicks attracted to you'.

vandaalen · 2018-05-09T19:40:03+00:00

Get comfort tests out of your head until you are ten years married.

alpha-zach · 2018-05-09T21:17:29+00:00

Strictly shit test.

“Do you say that to all the boys?”

CashMeOnRedditDD · 2018-05-09T22:00:36+00:00

“Just the fat ones” if she’s skinny

Nicolacho7 · 2018-05-09T22:11:06+00:00

I’m starting to think girls shit tests are actually jokes filled with a little of their insecurity. Amplify or do whatever you want. I would reply jokingly “oh no I’m caught.” They love it if you say it with a shit eating grin.

TheTrenTrannyTrain · 2018-05-10T04:30:00+00:00

If you're not sure, always default to dealing with shit test.

fnordsnord · 2018-05-09T20:27:13+00:00

Pause. Sigh. Raise eyebrows thoughtfully. Shake head.

"Honey, you have NO IDEA."

Then change the subject.

Title	Comfort test or shit test?
Author	Swoleygrowly
Upvotes	2
Comments	14
Date	May 9, 2018 6:34 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/8i8b38/comfort_test_or_shit_test/
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