Getting a trophy for the 8 year old soccer league is not enough. Being hot in your 20's is not enough. Liking good music, binge watching Netflix shows or knowing the best memes is not enough (that last one was tough for me to write).

I am very good at the banter.

I'm not horrible to look at.

I'm not intimidated by a woman because I spent a career in sales getting rejected and it no longer really effects me.

I'm more than often in clothes that fit, a collared shirt with kept hair/appearance.

I do what I say, I say what I do.

Trusting.

My anxiety is functional. As is my alcolholism, pot use, etc.