Oh, ladies. Let me tell you about this brief encounter.

I recently matched with a nice looking guy on OLD and we chatted for a bit, exchanged snapchats (after about two days on the app) and not even 24 hours in this man makes a joke about his "dirty mind."

You know what this was in reference to? Animal crossing. Yes, you read that right. I asked what fruit he started with, and he has the one that I haven't been able to find yet! I made a joke about 'owing him one' because he agreed to give me a stack of them to plant. This isn't even 24 hours in to him having my snapchat. This man says "ahh my mind is in the gutter since you said you'd 'owe me one'"

Boy bye!