Hello gorgeous ladies, this is a long one: Yesterday I took money out of an ATM. Was taught to never let anyone stand close to me while I’m doing so, in order to protect my card code and myself (someone seeing that you have cash on you can turn you into a target for thieves, this is so basic that I can’t believe I’m explaining myself lol). An old man, 70+, comes up behind me and stands about a meter behind my back. Nope.

I turn around and ask him to keep his distance. He doesn’t hear me and leans closer, now 0,5 meters. Idiot. I tell him again. He starts huffing and puffing. “There is distance, 2 meters like it’s supposed to be!” I reply “You can do better than that”. Huff and puff. Lots of “pffff” and “hmmppffff” behind me while I’m taking my money out. He didn’t back up, but I made sure to shield my actions. Then I took my sweet time finishing up just to let him wait more for his turn, and finally I walk off - and he huffs and puffs even more, clearly in an attempt to express his dislike of me.

Then I walked past him in the store close by a few moments later. He still huffed and puffed, as loudly as he could, to try to get a reaction out of me. Gave him none. Didn’t even acknowledge his existence. Fuck off you old scrote.

  1. If you’re so old and shitty that you can’t take two steps back, maybe let someone else do your business for you. I wasn’t exactly asking for much.
  2. If you’re old and shitty, why would you want to stand close to someone in these times? Do you want to die?
  3. I don’t care if you get the virus, old man. I wanted my own protection, not yours. You can die for all I care about, the world would be a better place without your huffing and puffing.
  4. Did I hurt your feelings by asking politely for you to do a single thing? Oh my god, how dare I suggest that an old man isn’t perfect. How dare I.
  5. Why are you behaving like a small child? You’re over 70. Get over yourself.
  6. If I was a man, would you behave this way? If I was older then? A young woman asking you to behave differently can’t possibly be allowed by the law??? No, she should be birthing children and scrubbing the floors at the same time while smiling from ear to ear and wearing lingerie. Sorry, I forgot my place for a moment 🙄
  7. I had just done a HIIT workout at the gym. Why do you want to be close to my sweaty self? Do you like the sweaty smell maybe? I bet he anger-wanked his shrunken penis in the hallway as soon as he got home. Barf.
  8. Has no woman ever told him off before? How much damage to women has he done over these 70+ years that he’s existed? If karma is real, please take him already.
  9. Okay I’m done now, thank you for reading my rant, I needed it. You know when a dog isn’t properly socialized with other dogs and they behave poorly when meeting someone, barking and stuff? He’s that, but the human equivalent. I’m so proud I didn’t say anything to him yesterday - I hope I ruined his day. Now I’m gonna move on with my life, but man, this was therapeutic to write down. Old scrote audacity is a special kind of shitty.

Anyone else experienced something similar?