That guys is a slutorama. And the girls who pose in his Instagram videos disgust me. Not because they’re hotter than me. No. I’m thin, I’ve done modeling even! It’s not that.

But his posts make me want to barf and anger me. An irrational anger. I want to punch the dude in the face. He’s not even hot and he’s short! Celebheights.com says he’s 5’8. His face is an average 6/10. Wow, he has money... so does freaking Jensen Ackles who actually is a handsome and modest man with a wife and children, made his money playing a character for 15 years on tv or Johnny Depp who is rich too, was a heartthrob and can actually act.

Dan Bilzerian is apparently a gambler. That to me is as talentless as the Kardashian/Jenner sisters and their makeup line they made through that sex tape and reality show. It’s so gross.

And the worst part is people on my Instagram follow the dude. He has a picture of like 7 fully naked girls lying in the sand. A video of a girl in her bathing suit thong swimming in the snow. Girls having pillow fights. Gag me.