Why is Keanu a flair? 😂😂

ManchurianCantaloupe · 2020-04-13T21:05:35+00:00

We don't generally unilaterally endorse men as High Value on this sub. While it's easy to detect LVM behavior due to our culture constantly endorsing and enabling bad male behavior, it's much harder to accurately declare someone an "HVM."

There is one, and only one exception to that rule.

The one.

Keanu. Mothafuckin'. Reeves.

All available evidence suggests he's a genuinely good dude:

Dates only age-appropriate women and dates them proudly.
Gives millions to charity (secretly) and volunteers his time.
Never any rumors of cheating.
He has lived an objectively difficult and traumatic life, including growing up without a father figure, as well as experiencing the death of his girlfriend, child, and best friend, and has never once used it as an excuse to mistreat others.
Dropped out of high school due to dyslexia and still hustled to make something of himself.
Took care of his ill sister for a decade.
Doesn't actually give a shit about money.
Is known for treating extras and other lower-level film set workers incredibly well (hanging out with them, covering meals and expenses, etc.)
Despite it all, he's absolutely humble as shit and seems genuinely surprised when people respond positively to his behavior.

Maisiebr · 2020-04-13T20:26:07+00:00

He's just a HVM in general, seems fitting.

Saitschik · 2020-04-13T20:25:44+00:00

A very accurate flair to describe a high value man I guess ;D

AutoModerator · 2020-04-13T20:19:01+00:00

[1] - Please read the FDS Handbook and Wiki before commenting. Repeated comments demonstrating lack of basic sub knowledge will result in a temporary or permanent ban.
[2] - Please REPORT any comments that do not follow the sub rules. If you do not report it, the mods will not see it.
[3] - This sub is FEMALE ONLY. All comments from men will be removed and you will be banned. So if you’ve got an XY, don’t reply. DO NOT REPLY TO MALE TROLLS!! Please DOWNVOTE and REPORT immediately.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

butmyegopreventsme · 2020-04-18T02:23:27+00:00

What about LeBron James?

Title	Why is Keanu a flair? 😂😂
Author	FatPam007
Upvotes	47
Comments	17
Date	April 13, 2020 8:19 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/g0qrqe/why_is_keanu_a_flair/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/why-is-keanu-a-flair.678415 https://theredarchive.com/post/678415

Comments